authors note: hey! I read some awesome fanfics like this about five minutes il y a and decided to give it a try

Anne Maria: Spray tan is so fake (or) Vito? Ugh, what a total dork!

B: Technology sucks! (or) Scott is such a great guy!

Cameron: Math and science are for nerds (or) I l’amour playing football and taking steroids with lightning.

Dakota: The color rose is way to girly (or) Ugh I hate being on camera.

Staci: Lying is so pathetic (or) I hate people who talk to much they are so annoying!

Zoey: Mike is nothing but a idiotic freak who sounds like Jimmy two-shoes.

Scott: Rats are so gross! (or) I l’amour being nice to people

Jo: I l’amour dresses, they make me feel so pretty! (or) Winning isn't everything.

Brick: Rules are for suckers (or) Loyalty is for people who are trying hard in life.

Mike: I l’amour making fun of freaks (or) Zoey is such a plain Jane.

Sam: Dakota is so ugly (or) I l’amour exercise.

Lightning: I have no time for sports they are a waste of my intellect (or) I find talking in the third person to be most idiotic.

Dawn: I hate nature-loving arbre huggers (or) What's an aura?