TYLER
Yeah, whatever toi fat bitch.

CHEF
WHAT DID toi SAY?!

TYLER
I a dit I have a bad itch.

CHEF
Oh.

TYLER and TRENT sit down and the school bus moves on. TRENT
turns around one last time to look at his brother.

TRENT
OH MY GOD!!!!

EXT. BUSSTOP - jour

A group of VISITORS, with large heads and amande shaped eyes,
surround Ike.

INT. - BUS

TRENT AND TYLER
VISITORS!

Scared, CODY pulls his capuche, hotte shut.

CODY
Mph mprmhpm bmarmphs!

TRENT
Ike!!!

EXT. BUSSTOP - jour

The visitors lead Ike to a large l’espace craft hidden in the
trees.

INT. BUS

TRENT
STOP THE BUS!

TRENT runs to the front of the bus.

TRENT
CHEF, toi have to stop this
bus!

CHEF
Do toi want an office referral?!

TRENT
(SCARED)
No.

MS.CRABTREE
Then sit down!

TRENT
But I....

CHEF
AAHH!!!

TRENT
AAHHH!!!!!

CHEF & TRENT
AAHHHH!!!!!

TRENT runs to the back of the bus and hopelessly looks out
the back window again just in time to see the spaceship take
off.

TYLER
OWEN, are those the same Visitors
toi saw?!

OWEN isn't looking. He still thinks this is all a big
joke.

OWEN
Shut up, toi guys, it's not working.

TRENT
We have to do something!

TYLER
Well, we can't do anything for now.
That fat chienne won't let us.

CHEF
WHAT DID toi SAY?!

TYLER
I-I a dit that rabbits eat lettuce.

CHEF
Oh...
(Pause)
Well, yes, they certainly do.

CHEF turns the schoolbus violently and the children
go flying everywhere screaming.

TRENT
What am I going to do? My little
brother’s been abducted par aliens.

TYLER farts.

TRENT
toi farted!

Both laugh

OWEN
Somebody's baking brownies