So...............yeah..................it's another aftermath! XD Anyway, I REALLY have fun écriture these, and I hope toi have fun lire them! :D So..........yeah.........here it is! X3

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*Aftermath theme plays and the camera comes in with Geoff, Bridgett and Pixie sitting on the aftermath couch*

Pixie: salut those viewing this show!

Geoff: That's right. It's once again time for the aftermath! *audience cheers wildly* Wow, that got a bigger response then I thought it would. :)

Bridgett: Well, this is where all the real drama is. :) And, as always we have our cacahuète, arachide gallery to share that drama with! *the camera then cuts to the cacahuète, arachide gallery. The couples of Trent and Courtney plus Tyler and Eva are making out; Sadie, Sierra, Lindsey, Beth and Lawshawna are gossiping; Harold is trying to get his glasses back from Duncan; Heather is filing her nails with a sneer; Steve and Cody wave to the camera since they were the ones paying attention. The camera goes back to Bridgett* Nice to have toi all here.

Geoff: Yea it is! Anyway we have an enormous montrer for toi tonight! *snickers* It's seriously gonna be epic! So...

Pixie: So don't change the channel! ;)

Geoff: …..... *in whiney kid voice* Pixie, that's supposed to be my line!

Pixie: Well I is stealing it. >:D

*they glare at each other for a moment, but they stop when étoile, star loudly clears her throat*

Star: Uh...isn't it time for our first guest?

Bridgett: Your absolutely right Star! :D Okay, so, tonight's first guest is a girl that was relatively quiet on her team. She almost kissed a guy with pain for a head, and is best Friends with the kick-butt Alejandro lover Mirra. Ladies and gentlemen.... give it up for Phoebe!

Phoebe: *comes in and is greeted with minor applause* *sits down in the hot seat* salut Geoff, Bridgett.

Bridgett: Hi Phoebe.

Geoff: Sup dude?! Okay, let's get down to Phoebes first question! *audience cheers* So, Phoebe, why did toi and Mirra turn out to be close and trustworthy friends?

Phoebe: Well, we have similar interests and.... she seemed really cool. :)

Bridgett: Sweet answer Phoebe. Alright, now it's time for my question! So, do toi think Mirra should be with Alejandro even after what he did last season?

Phoebe: Well............everyone deserves happiness so, yeah. :)
Pixie: Glad toi think that Phoebe! And I just happen to have a clip of those two crazy l’amour birds.

Geoff: Wait your sealing CLIPS to?!

Pixie: That's right! >) *chuckles darkly* Anyway, Roll the clip!

-screen comes down and clicks on-

*all of team BH are heading bak to the cabins but Alejandro tapes Mirra on the shoulder*

Alejandro: *whispers* Can I speak to toi privately Mirra?

Mirra: *blushes and smiles* Of course! *she then follows him to this secluded area* So, what do toi want to talk about Alejandro?

Alejandro: Well......I wanted to know if you'd be interested in forming an alliance with me.

Mirra: *blushes deeper* Me.... in an alliance......with you?

Alejandro: *smiles and nods*

Mirra: *smiles as well* Well......alright, I'm in! :D But who else is gonna be in it?

Alejandro: Well, I was thinking it could just be us. *smirks* toi know, just until we find someone else we can trust as much as each other.

Mirra: *gets tomate red* A-Alright then! 0//0//0

*Alejandro smiles and briefly hugs Mirra – making her blush even more* *the two then seperate and go back to the cabins*

-the screen clicks off and goes back up -

*audience Aws*

Bridgett: Daw, they really are just plain sweet as a couple! >w<

Lawshawna: toi a dit it girl!

Duncan: *rolls eyes* *sarcastic tone* Sure it's sweet. In fact, I think I'm getting a cavity because of them.

Lashawna: *glares and elbows Duncan in the ribs*

Duncan: OW! Geeze I was only kidding!

Geoff: *laughs* Man, Lashawna just burned toi dude! Okay, sorry Phoebe fans, but that's all the time she has for today. *audience no's* Aw, don't be sad guys! Theres way plus cool stuff to come. *audience yay's* That's better! So, Phoebe please go rejoindre the local cacahuète, arachide gallery.
Phoebe: *nods and goes to set par Lindsey and Beth*

Geoff: Alright. Our suivant guest is -

Pixie: Our suivant guest is a guy who's ….. well, toasty. He almost kissed Phoebe, he was his own superhero and he can fly off just like that! Please give a warm welcome to ….Powdered pain grillé boy!

PTB: *comes in and sits in the hot seat*

Bridgett: salut Powered! Alright, lets to straight to questions! Your first is Were toi Friends with everyone on the show?

PIB: *gets thinking look* Well...........I did dislike Demetry. I mean, making us sing baby cause of a little wedgie?! That was SO messed up!

Geoff: I hear toi man! And hey, I think -

Pixie: We have a little embarrassing footage of a dit Harry Potter geek; revealing a HUGE secret!

Duncan: *snickers* Now this I have to see!

-screen comes down and clicks on -

Demetry: *shows Demetry on the canapé lire a magazine when his phones rings* *sees the caller ID, smiles and answers* salut babe, what's -

Person on the other line: *is heard yelling at Demetry* *Demetry gets a confused look*

Demetry: Whoa, what's with the harsh tone?

Person on the other line: *is heard yelling even more* *Demetry gets a little wide eyed and blushes. He then starts to rub the back of his neck from embarrassment*

Demetry: Oh.......you saw me give her that? Well, I promise you, it didn't mean -

Person on the other line: *is heard yelling once more* *Demetry then gets a ticked look*

Demetry: *snappish tone* Look, I only gave her that collier is because I know toi hate jewelry! Besides Katie already loves DJ! She probably thinks that the gift was for him! I l’amour toi and nothing on this green earth can change that!

Person on the other line: *is quiet for awhile but then is heard speaking softly*

Demetry: *lighter tones* Of course, Im telling the truth! Your everything to me and …. I don't wanna lose you.

Person on the other line: *is heard using an apologetic quietly*

Demetry: It's cool. I would've done the same thing. And I totally understand that toi need to leave. I'll just talk to toi later.

Person on the other line: *says something quickly*

Demetry: *smiles* I l’amour toi to Nigel. I'll see toi when I get back. *hangs up and goes bak to lire the magazine*

-screen clicks off and goes back up -

All: *are in a state of shock*

Duncan: …........ Well, looks like I know two bi people on this show; Cody and the Harry Potter dude.

Cody: Hey! D:

Sadie: *gets an angry expression* How dare that little creep give a present to my best friend and already have a relationship! The suivant time I see him I'll............I'll...........

Geoff: Woah guys, let's take a little breather and calm down!

Pixie: Yeah, and besides it's time for PIB's last question! So PIB, if toi could change anything toi did this season, what would it be?

PTB: Well....... I would've of kissed Phoebe. *blushes* *audience aws*

Phoebe: …........

Bridgett: Okay I think you've had enough of the hot siège tonight Powdered! Thanks again for coming! ^^;

PTB: *nods and sits down par Duncan*

Geoff: Alright, our suivant guest is everyones favori little psychopath.... Izzy!

Izzy: *ninja flips into the hot seat* Hi guys!

Pixie: Hola Izzy! Okay, your first question is, other than yourself, who was the most aléatoire this season?

Izzy: Hm..........if Izzy had to choose.... Izzy would go with Destery! :D he might have seemed bland, but I could tell there was randomness to him! And I think we have a clip that shows it! Roll it!

-screen comes down and clocks on -

Destery: Hmm, I'm bored. Wonder what Rayla's doing... not that I care ou anything *nervous laugh*... Look farting spider!! *starts to edge out of confessionals and tries to pull open door but can't* I'm doomed! Trapped for eternity! Oh noez! Oh wait *pushes door* So its a push door not a pull door! Right! *walks out*

-screen clicks up and goes back up -

Geoff: Are toi kidding me with this?! First Pixie and now even Izzy's stealing my lines!

Bridgett: Aw, it's all gonna be okay Geoff :) Alright, Izzy, since toi can usually see things coming, what was the most obvious couple this season?

Izzy: *smirks, and points to a making out Trent and Courtney*

Trent and Courtney: *stop making out and blush*

Pixie: Yeah, we could see them becoming a couple from a mile away! In fact *song cloche, bell goes off* I think Trent should sing a song for Courtney! Don't toi all agree? *the audience cheers wildly and Trent is handed his guitar*

Trent: *smiles* If toi guys insist. *starts to play a familiar tune*

Trent: Well toi done done me and toi bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
And now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
Nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn, to win some ou learn some

But I won't hesitate no more, no plus
It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your cœur, coeur and you'll find l’amour l’amour l’amour
Listen to the musique of the moment people dance and sing
We're just one big family
And it's our God-forsaken right to be loved l’amour loved l’amour l’amour

So I won't hesitate no more, no plus
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours
And do ya want to scooch on over closer dear,
And I will nibble your ear *Courtney blushes, and moves a little closer to Trent*

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see ya clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and I laughed
I guess what I'm saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue

I won't hesitate no more, no plus
It cannot wait I'm yours
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your cœur, coeur and you'll find that the sky is yours
So please don't, please don't, please don't, there's
No need to complicate cause our time is short this
Oh this oh this oh this is our fate, I'm yours

Courtney: Trent......... that was so sweet! :)

Duncan: *mocking tone* Yeah Elvis, that was so sweet! *laughs*

Lashawna: *glares and jabs him again*

Duncan: OW! Oh come on!

Lashawna: Then stop ruining the moment par being a imature little a-

Pixie: Careful Lashawna! We don't have mney in the budget for a censore.....

Lashawana: Ugh.....fine! *glares at Duncan* Just watch yourself Duncan, ou I won't let toi off so easy suivant time!

Duncan: *rolls eyes*

Geoff: Okay, moving on! So, Izzy, please go take a siège with our other nuts in the cacahuète, arachide gallery!

Izzy: 'Kay! *back flips into the stands par Sierra*

Bridgett: Man, time flys doesn't it? Okay, it's now time to introduce tonight’s last two guests! The first is a home-schooled prairie boy, and the seconde is a Alejandro loving diva! Everyone.....please welcome Ezekiel and Rikki!

E&R: *walk in, and both sit in the hot seat*

Rikki: Just so toi know Bridgett,; I'm not a diva! I just got a little jealous of Mirra and a dit some things that I now regret!

Eva: *sarcastic tone* Sure, whatever toi say.

Rikki: …............. *sighs* I can't change your mind, so think what toi want to think. *rests her chin in her hands* Can't we please just get this over with?

Pixie: We'd like to, but-

Geoff: *says quickly* The first question isn't for you! *normal speed* Ha! Anyway, this first question goes to Zeke! What was the most best thing that happened to you, ou toi got to do, on this new season of TD?

Ezekiel: *smiles, and looks over at Izzy* Well, I have to say it was getting to Kiss Izzy, eh. *audience aw's*

Izzy: *runs and hops into Ezekiel's lap* Aw, I liked s’embrasser toi to Zeke! *she then quickly kisses him, and jumps back into her spot on the bleachers* *audience aws, and then cheers*

Pixie: Well, looks like-

Geoff: *says quickly* toi two have a lot of fans! *normal speed* Two for two baby! Now, it's time for our last question of the night! And this one, of course, goes to..............Rikki! If your not a diva, like toi claim toi are, why'd toi call Mirra fat during the camping challenge? The just seemed kinda harsh dude.....

Rikki: I told you, I got jealous, and a dit some things I wish I hadn't.

Bridgett: Well, I don't really see how that give toi the right to call someone fat. Oh well, anyway, before we end the show, we have a little surprise for Duncan and Cody!

Duncan and Cody: *raises an eye brow*

Pixie: Since this is about the time they bring someone back to the show; we're gonna do just that with the contestants that have already been eliminated! *audience stars to freak out*

Beth: But......but what about the rest of us?!

Geoff: Sorry Beth, but the cacahuètes can't come back if they were never in.

Tyler: But, wait, toi only a dit Cody and Duncan have a shot at coming back. There are plus of us that have been eliminated.

Lindsey: Taylor (Tyler) has a point Greg! (Geoff)

Geoff: -.- Would toi let me explain? So, we did a secret vote with the people who are still on the show, and they tied between Duncan and Cody! *spot light hits them both* That means..........the audience here tonight are the tie breakers! *audience cheers insanely* As we get the audience settled down. We have a-

Pixie: A un-aired confessional from Rayla with her opinion on relationships!

Geoff: ….....I thought toi weren't gonna do that anymore! >.<

Pixie: Nah, that would be boring for me! :D Roll the clip!

-screen comes down, and clocks on-

Rayla: *making fart sound with mouth* Man!I hate the admitting feelings crap! its all confusing and SUPER cereal! *sighs* One time I told my friend I liked him and he just bursted out laughing. :( *taps chin* But he also might have done that cause I had a hamster on my head..... *shrugs and eats a piece of pie*

-screen clicks off, and goes back up-

*the cameras them montrer Cody and Duncan sitting in two chairs at center stage*

Duncan: So....what do we do now?

Geoff: Glad toi asked dude! So, while the audience was getting calmed down, we thought of a super cereal way to choose who's gonna get back in! So, I'm gonna put my hand over Duncan and Cody, and, when I have my hand over the one toi want to be brought back, cheer as loud as toi can! *audience cheers loudly* Epic! The one with most applause will be back in! Alright, lets-

Pixie: WAIT! We have a un-seen clip that might help the voters decide on who to vote for!

Geoff: …...........*groans* Fine, roll it.

-screen drops down, and clicks on-


Noah: Yo Alex.......what are toi doing?

Alex: lets just say.....i heard that the suivant aftermath montrer will b holding a vote to bring sum1 bac in the game.....

Noah: Oh cool.....who toi voting for?

Alex: well....because I know how toi care about him.....I'm voting for Cody!

Noah: O.O....THANK YOU! *hugs Alex*

Alex:.......Yea okay......

Noah: But........what are toi doing Chris's computer?

Alex: *smirks evilly* lets just say.....if he wants to turn this into a war....then hes gonna learn the hard way that I will do anything to win!

Noah: Your freaking evil.......

Alex: Yeah, I know........but that's why I'm the fan favorite!

Noah: Wait.....you are? How did toi figure that out?

Alex: I has my ways..... *computer finishes downloading picture*

Noah: O.O.......HAHAHAHAH DUDE.....THATS AN EMBARASSING PICTURE OF CHRIS!!! where did toi get it???

Alex: I won't tell.......

Noah: What are toi planning to do with that?

Alex: *smirks evilly again* oh nothing...........*laughs like a maniac*

Noah: *leaves tent* That dude is freaking insane....*walks away

-screen clicks off, and goes back up-

Cody: *smiling and blushing* Wow............I guess Noah really does care about me.

Bridgett: *smiles, and looks into the crowd* Come on people, lets reunite them! *crowd cheers in agreement. Soon, everyone seems to be chanting Cody's name, and Duncan's can only be slightly heard* Looks like the people have spoken! Welcome back to TDR Cody! *confetti then pours down* The cab is waiting outside to take toi back!

Cody: Seriously.......I'm back in?! Sweet! *runs outside*

Geoff: And that's our montrer folks! So, I guess the only thing left to do is-

Pixie: *pushes Geoff out of the way* Is the ending questions! So, did Duncan deserve Lashawna's rib jabbing? What was your reaction when they played Demetry's clip? And what is Alex planning to do with that picture? Find out these things and more, suivant time on.........Total Drama Drama! *runs off*

*the camera then fades out with Geoff getting up, and chasing after Pixie*

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And there toi have it! :D

So, sorry if some of your charecters are OCC! ^^; (aka: Duncan's-my-love) If they are, please tell me, and I'll change them to your liking! And please re-tell me who toi want off of Team bacon Hawks! I'm forgetful, and to lazy/busy to go and check the comments! :3 So.......yeah.........that is all! XD

Till suivant time!