(I'm So Sorry I haven't gotten this up sooner!!! I rlly want to get this done b 4 2marro since I'll b gone almost all jour 2marro. Well....ENJOY!!!)

ELIMINATION CEREMONY (Thank toi to Gwentrend24 for teaching me how to spell that very evil won't-let-me-spell-right-word :D)

Crystal: Ummm.....Chef. Not to be rude-

Star: Shocker

Crystal: *Gives étoile, star a funny look* anyways......Why the heck are toi here?

Chef: Well Rayla apparently 'needed sleep' because the doctors a dit it's 'not heathy' to stay up 5 days strait. *mumbles* Pshh when I was in the army sleep wasn't a choice. 

Noah: Please tell me toi won't be in charge of the suivant challenge.

Chef: 'NUFF CHIT-CHAT!! The first YouTube inspired filth goes to Samantha!

I'm blue Dawboo-di Dawboo-die! Oh srry that songs stuck in my head well um final 2 r Crystal and Izzy

Chef: Well we all know little Miss Nut Head is going so.....GET YA BUTT OFF THE ISLAND!!

Izzy: No oversized cross-dresser tells Izzy what to do!!!! *Backflips and ends up kicking chef in the grouns*

Chef; *falls to the floor* Why....you!

Izzy: Mwhahaha!! No one shall catch me!!!! EEEEEEE!!!! See guys! I can also speak Dolphin! That was dauphin language for: LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT, THEN GO TO taco cloche, bell TO GET RICE!!!!
*jumps on dauphin of shame and leaves*

All: 0.o

Chef: I've seen all of these things and most of them end up with everybody wide eyed! Who writes this crap?! 

Harold: Well....

Chef: NOBODY CARES!!!! NOW GET YA BUTTS TO lit MAGGOTS!!!

THE suivant jour IN THE MESS HALL 

Zeke: Yo, Our host is missing Eh?

Mirra: Douse that mean we're having a free-day?

Just then, a tall African-American who was wearing glasses runs into the room.

Cody: Who are you?

Girl: Oh hi! I'm LeHenesee.

Cody: And why are toi here?

LeHenesee: Oh!! Um... I'm being the host for today because Rayla is sick :)

Destrey: Well new host we need an intro!

LeHenesee: -.- Rayla told me about you.....

Destrey: AWWW!!! I feel so touched! Now intro!!!

LeHenesee: -.- Last time on Total Drama Blank!!! Stuff went on! And it just so happens to be that kinda stuff that makes a host fall asleep for a day! Will these campers annoy me?! Find out right now on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!! Now campers, To the stage!

STAGE

LeHenesee: What toi see now is a stage!

Noah: No Duh.

LeHenesee: Anyways..... When y'all are threw with it, it better look like a Run-way!

LeShawana: Oh Gurl!!!! I l’amour fashion!

LeHenesee: Haha me to! That's why this week toi guys are gonna make your own Fashion show!

all Girls except 4 Eva, Gwen, and Ava: YAY!!! 

Guys: BOOO!!!

LeHenesee: Ok so the rules are that your fashion montrer must have a female And male model. Each model will modal one outfit. Now before we start-

All: How bout a song?!

LeHenesee: FINE! Take all the fun out of it!!! Now sing!!!  

 I want to start a revolution
A type of personal solution
We all have got our own pollution
It's all about the execution

toi got something to say, your hands are tied, open your mouth, open it wide
Let the freedom begin
Get on the floor, just let it drive, don't it feel good, don't it feel hot?
Feel the feu within

I wanna see toi strut, strut, strut, come on walk for me
Strut, strut, strut, how toi wanna be
Everybody's looking for some love, but they don't know
How to let it all hang out and that's why they're solo

Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo
Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo

We're a complicated nation
And now we're in a situation
Let's take a Maybelline vacation
And get yourself some validation

toi got something to say, your hands are tied, open your mouth, open it wide
Let the freedom begin
Get on the floor, just let it drive, don't it feel good, don't it feel hot?
Feel the feu within

I wanna see toi strut, strut, strut, come on walk for me
Strut, strut, strut, how toi wanna be
Everybody's looking for some love, but they don't know
How to let it all hang out and that's why they're solo

Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo
Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo

I'll be your mirror
Darling, let your hair down
montrer me what you're working with
And let me see you

Strut, strut
Strut, strut, how toi wanna be

Everybody's looking for some love, but they don't know
How to let it all hang out and that's why they're solo
Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo
Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo

Strut for me and montrer me what you're working with
Strut for me and montrer me what you're working with

LeHenesee: Great! Now get to work!

With El Skittles!!!

Bridgette: Ok so who wants to design the 2 outfits?

Samanthat: *Sigh* I guess I could....

Bridgette: Ok now Cody, toi work out all the electric stuff.

Cody: Fine with me! 

Bridgette: Now for our models...... Any takers?

Robin: I'll do it!

Bridgette: Cool! So now for the guy.

After about 5 secondes of staring off into space.

Bridgette: Destrey Why don't-

Destrey: No.

Bridgette: But-

Destrey; No.

Bridgette: toi don't even know what I'm going to say!

Destrey: Ok then say it.

Bridgette: Would toi be are guy model?!

Destrey: No.

Bridgette: OH COME ON!!!

With LE Starburst!!!

Harold: I mean GOSH!!! How could they give us LE! We are much better then LE!

Mirra: Harold?

Harold: I mean GOSH!!! It's just so wrong!! GOSH!!! (I am putting way to many GOSHES) 

Mirra: HAROLD!!!

Harold: GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH!!!!!

Duncan: *punches Harold*

Harold:.............

Duncan: Please continue.

Mirra: Ok? So who's gonna design the clothes??

LeShawana: OH gurl! toi have to let me do this! Shawnee lives to design! 

Noah: toi also a dit toi lived to dance. Remember how that turned out.

LeShawana: What's wrong with my dancing?!

Noah: Oh where to begin...

LeShwana: Oh Your askin for it string bean!!

Mirra: GUYS!! Focus we need to get this done!

All: *nods*

Mirra: Ok so Noah and Harold will do the electric crap sence there the nerds. Modles?

Crystal: I guess I can do it.

Star: Figures you'd want to montrer yourself off.

****CONFESSIONAL****
Crystal: Umm wow..... That was really rude. I don't get why étoile, star is so mad at me. I mean, I told her I don't like Noah, and that we're only friends. Besides, I think I kinda like someone on the other team. A tall, bunny loving someone. *sighs dreamily, and remembers where she is* Uh...I mean.. *cuts out*
****END CONFESSIONAL****

Mirra: Since the other two guys on our team are already doing something and I know for a fact that Duncan will never do it...... Alejandro? Can toi model for us?

Alejandro: *Kisses Mirra's hand* If it will make toi happy, it would be a great honer. 

Mirra: *blushes* O-ok :)

Yadayadayada , stuff goes on, GOSH GOSH GOSH.

LeHenesee: Annnnnnndddddd TIME!! Time to present the montrer starting with skittles. 

(Let's pretend the whole entire fashion montrer is over and Team skittles won because Alejandro tripped and fell off the stage.)

LeHenesee: Well this was.....interesting... Now toi get questions! Who dose write this crap?, Who was Crystal talking about?, Will Rayla be awake suivant episode?! Find out suivant time on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!


(There LeHenesee! I finally put u in my story so stop asking!! I would like to thank my NEW co-writer Nocofangirl218! I know this was poo and I'm sorry. It's just that it's 3:02 am and I can barley keep my eyelids from closing! Please leave commentaires and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism!!! Thanks!! Abby/Starburst-Rock)