I do not own total drama island,if I did Noah would win all three seasons :P
Anyways lets do this btw my OC is Brandy

So here we go I promise to write plus later :D

Protologue(or however toi spell it)
    *RING RING RING*
"Who the hell is it its three in the morning!"
"Guess who?"
"THIS IS F***ING FUNNY CUZ!"
"I find it hilaroius! Anyways,its 1 am in hawaii"
"Well in Chicago its 3 AM!"
"Anyways I have to ask something?"
"No my refridgerator isn't running,there is no Seymore Buttes here and no,I do not have Prince Albert in a can.."
"Not that! I was going to ask,beth can't make it for suivant season,she has this modeling tour with Brady ou something? I don't know,I need someone to replace her."
"Fine I will ask mom tomorrow,now go make l’amour to your boyfriend chef and GOODNIGHT!"
Chris Mclean had another lucky sucker for The 4th season of total drama.
Total drama College
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Not one of my better ideas,But salut its an idea! Oh well :P onto chapter 1
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Chapter 1(in 3rd person):The torture begins
     The original Campers sat there at a bus stop waiting for Chris Mclameness to montrer up.Everyone had suitcases full of clothing,various cell phones and electronics,even canned nourriture for those who didn't appreiciate the fine slightly alive nourriture chef would serve,with the exception of izzy and her invsible suitcase that she a dit she got from the President on her half birthday.
    A large,cheap,navy blue bus appeared and everyone boarded and began talking about this season.Chef drove as Chris Annouced the rules.
    "First I have a new contestant.She is a little pirate mouthed..."
    Chris stopped at the feeling of being kicked in the "Kiwis"as owen said.He fell and cried almost,to everyone's delight.A short redheaded girl walked to the back with an evil grin on her face.
    "F*** toi BRANDY!"
    Chris Attempted to pick his dignity off the floor.And he annouced the rules.
    "First off all,no chant this time!"All cheers except for Courtney,who made a pout face.
    "Second,you all get teams,and toi get to live together!"A few jeers for those who didn't want to stay with Alejandro and Heather,the most hated couple(yet loved par fans) on the show.
    "Third I am not telling toi when toi get rewards ou eliminations,just like last season"
    "Last each team gets their own bathroom and connfessional" A bunch of postitive reactions to that one.

"Teams are based of the main sterotypes of school. The teams are...
populaire People:Heather,Linsday,Geoff,Courtney,and Justin.
A similar reactions from the three girls,all of them saying"I AM NOT BEING ON A TEAM WITH HER!"
Chris smiled at the pain the contestants were already feeling!
"Moving on...
The Freaks:Izzy,owen,Duncan,Gwen,and Sierra.."
Sierra burst into tears because she wasn't on Cody's Team.
"Again,moving along...
The Jocks:Tyler,Alejandro,Eva,DJ,and bridgette.."
Bridgette glared at Alejandro for tricking her last season.
"The nerds:Noah,Cody,Zeke,Harold,and last and least!..!"
"Funny pun toi dick" She mumbled
"Brandy!"
The teams walked to there dorms and unpacked.
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If toi haven't noticed I am probably gonna base this mosty off team nerds,Zeke isn't in his golem(Lord of the rings)animal-ish form.Just a Quicky sidenote,enjoy!
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Chapter 2 The dorm(noah's POV)
    Noah walked in with a large backpack.He had enough livres and actual nourriture to last him the season.He wondered about that girl."She probably isn't that smart anyways,Chris just wanted to put her on this team so she would look stupid.."That thought quicky went away when he heard the first"I CALL THIS ROOM!" on the haut, retour au début floor.
    He heard a seconde voice(probably zeke's)say"WE ONLY HAVE THREE ROOMS EH!"
Noah did a facepalm.He had four choices,the homeschool freak,cody who is super paranoid because of Sierra,harold who makes a mess of things,and that pretty girl..."Noah we are in it to win it! Not to get a girl!"Noah erased the thought and ran up to ask Cody.Cody agreed and the rooms were divided.Brandy was the only one without a roomie because she was the only girl.
    Noah unpacked and he opened the door and he went to try and socialize with Brandy.
He walked across the hall and knocked."Come in"It a dit in a much plus nice tone then when she was talking earlier."What do toi need?"She said."Erm..."Noah was nervous"I just wanted to say,hi?"
"Hi then,you seem nervous dude."
"No i am just.."She interupted Noah "You don't meet new people often do you"She smiled and looked into a cœur, coeur shaped mirror and began straightening her medium long scarlet hair.
"Ya,you seem nice,mind if I look at your books?"
"Go ahead,don't rip them,I need that and an ipod to keep me sane for the suivant few weeks"
"Its probably just Twilight ou something"Noah thought. Then he saw a couple of poésie books,a few Anne riz Novels,some warriors books,and a lot of deathnote Manga
"You like,vampires and stuff?"Noah tried to break the ice a little more
"Not sparkly helpless ones,I like actual vampires."
Noah laughed"Anyways I am gonna go unpack,nice talking to you."
"Ok bye"
Noah walked back into his dorm and blushed and heard a voice say "You like her don't you?"
"Cody shut up I don't she is my friend"
"Sure,your GIRL friend"
"She is a girl and she is my friend,she is nice now shut up numskull"Noah sat on the haut, retour au début bunk of the lit and read till he fell asleep."
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Yay! I do like twilight a little but not the vampires :P
Onto the suivant chapter!
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Chapter 3 GOSH!(In brandy's POV).
    I had walked down early for breakfast.I thought I would make the boys some crêpes ou something.I heard the door knock and I went to answer it.It was Heather."Chris wants me to give your team this." It was a plate full of cookies. "Ok thanks Heather" Heather left without a word.Noah and Cody were up."What are those?" biscuits, cookies Heather brought them,I ate one they taste ok." Noah grabbed the plate and threw it away "Dude those were my cookies!" cognac, brandy said."Erm HEATHER brought them correct? Its probably poisoned." "Ok one isnt gonna kill me ok?"
Ezekial Walked in and grabbed a few pancakes,and ate."Erm? Your welcome" I sneered.
Zeke ignored it.Everyone was her except for Harold.He finnally walked downstairs with two cotton like things in his nose.I couldn't see what they were.Until he kind of told me.
"Hey cognac, brandy I hope toi dont mind but I found these cotton things in your bathroom drawer.They were so convientent for my nosebleeds! They even had a nifty applicator so I could get them in correctly.I also like the strings so I can get them out easily,what are these called?"
I looked in shock. Noah,Cody,even Zeke knew what harold had up his nostrils
Cody got up and explained it and I followed that bye a slap to Harold's Face for not asking."GOSH! THATS DISCUSTING!" "Its normal For all girls..did toi fail health class ou something?" "NO,Maybe,yes i failed."
"Well now toi know anyways.."my talking was cut off bye a sharp naseated feeling in my stomache.I grabbed the trash can and puked...
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MDR harold that silly person!
Anyways onto chapter 4
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Chapter 4 A good friend(In the POV of Cody)
    "THAT BITCH! Ouch,can someone come hold my hair please?"Cried cognac, brandy from the bathroom.Noah came in and held her hair while she puked."How cute,I knew noah liked her.If not he wouldn't have thrown away the cookies,or a dit hi,and he certainly wouldn't be holding her hair"Cody thought as he played his DSi and he chatted with zeke and Harold.
:):)Cody:I think Noah likes Brandy
The H-man:Well duh,she likes him to they talk and stuff
Zekethepimp:No like like harold EH!
The H-man:Oh OH I GET IT!
:):)Cody:We should try to set them up they seem perfect
The H-man:Not till they know eachother better otherwise it would be weird
-After 2 hours of talking-
I went to check on cognac, brandy and Noah they were quiet.
**Confessional(either know people are asleep lol)
It was so cool they fell asleep in eachothers arms,in the bathroom! A little unromantic because she was puking her guts out but still sweet.They are "good friends" at the moment but I need to make this go faster.Tomorrow is our first challenge and I am excited.
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MDR i had to include another team ok? And that is a heather ish thing to do(poisoning cookies).Ill write plus when I have time later.I hope toi enjoyed the first few chapters :)If toi wanna draw anything from here go ahead I need art cause I am a terrible artist.I had to use bases for my TDI OCs