Oh what if in total drama stranded the final two will be ZOEY and Ec and they needed to rap...........
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Ec
VERSUS!
Zoey
BEGIN!
EC
I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated par facts
I'm gonna be rich ill win toi just like that
We all know what went down in that last competition
You're a decent nerd with a winning complexion
You're all Smart with no strength , with no change and they're all still hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but like they're still open
You're from the little city, where you're looking pretty with your blowhards
But come The final, you'll be left as a loser and with no hope
Raw rhymes stronger than my jawline when I spit a phrase
Knocking toi harder than front doors in my own days
toi see this silver spoon, this the chance that toi get
It took toi episodes to drop winning down below 8%!
toi feel that Zoey? You're old news, everyone's having doubts
And your rhymes are as weak as your chsnces that you've done nothing about
Call me a vicious man cause EC's stealing this race
I'll go Asta Lavista on your donkey mass restructure your face!
ZOEY
They a dit toi were a great man, they must've been lying
Need to stop hatin' on Jay, let 'her teach toi how to dress
You've got the winning genes and the mr immortal face?
So gonna fight with your fists ou get in the real race
Mariam needs a doll and toi fit in
Got her needles so far up your ear, call toi It!
I'm on the honor roll, you're on the roll of users
'Bout to get smacked par my fist in a juicer
You're a bad man with no chance, toi can't even touch me
I got plus time (two terms) in this game , just trust me
I hoped toi saved your best rhymes for the seconde half
Cause right now, I'm 47% through kicking in your past
EC
Whatever, that 40% thing got toi real mad
What, did it remind toi how many decent parents toi had?
ZOEY
Uh, look, I respect our religions, uh, but it might get crazy
If montrer has a first and a seconde emmy
EC
Ha! Don't bring up argues, muan! What are toi doing?
Your are dealing with Ec not some kind of cook stewing
ZOEY
Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it twisted
We'll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it
EC
Ahhuuhhhaa... you're a just a dork
ZOEY
Oh yeah? We'll you're losing
EC
You're losing
ZOEY
Nuh-uh!
EC
EERRGGG!
ZOEY
EEEERRRR!
MARIAM
par the power invested in me par this challenge of words
The winner shall not be the shiniest of two turds!
You, I wanna like you, dont talk about wins just do it!
I thought we had a deal with but now your bullet went through it!
And you, miss lovely, you're a pancake, toi flip-flop a lot
It's a contest, not a tournament, toi got a win it not play it
I'll probably reach across the ocean and ill claque, smack toi as equals!
Of the money, par the money, for the money
Equal
Ok Mariam won't really sound life Abe and I l’amour it sorry for errors and geai, jay is Jayden
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
toi DECIDE!
EPIC! RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Ec
VERSUS!
Zoey
BEGIN!
EC
I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated par facts
I'm gonna be rich ill win toi just like that
We all know what went down in that last competition
You're a decent nerd with a winning complexion
You're all Smart with no strength , with no change and they're all still hoping
That you'll shut your mouth, but like they're still open
You're from the little city, where you're looking pretty with your blowhards
But come The final, you'll be left as a loser and with no hope
Raw rhymes stronger than my jawline when I spit a phrase
Knocking toi harder than front doors in my own days
toi see this silver spoon, this the chance that toi get
It took toi episodes to drop winning down below 8%!
toi feel that Zoey? You're old news, everyone's having doubts
And your rhymes are as weak as your chsnces that you've done nothing about
Call me a vicious man cause EC's stealing this race
I'll go Asta Lavista on your donkey mass restructure your face!
ZOEY
They a dit toi were a great man, they must've been lying
Need to stop hatin' on Jay, let 'her teach toi how to dress
You've got the winning genes and the mr immortal face?
So gonna fight with your fists ou get in the real race
Mariam needs a doll and toi fit in
Got her needles so far up your ear, call toi It!
I'm on the honor roll, you're on the roll of users
'Bout to get smacked par my fist in a juicer
You're a bad man with no chance, toi can't even touch me
I got plus time (two terms) in this game , just trust me
I hoped toi saved your best rhymes for the seconde half
Cause right now, I'm 47% through kicking in your past
EC
Whatever, that 40% thing got toi real mad
What, did it remind toi how many decent parents toi had?
ZOEY
Uh, look, I respect our religions, uh, but it might get crazy
If montrer has a first and a seconde emmy
EC
Ha! Don't bring up argues, muan! What are toi doing?
Your are dealing with Ec not some kind of cook stewing
ZOEY
Uh, let me be clear, uh, don't get it twisted
We'll see how pretty your face is after my fist has kissed it
EC
Ahhuuhhhaa... you're a just a dork
ZOEY
Oh yeah? We'll you're losing
EC
You're losing
ZOEY
Nuh-uh!
EC
EERRGGG!
ZOEY
EEEERRRR!
MARIAM
par the power invested in me par this challenge of words
The winner shall not be the shiniest of two turds!
You, I wanna like you, dont talk about wins just do it!
I thought we had a deal with but now your bullet went through it!
And you, miss lovely, you're a pancake, toi flip-flop a lot
It's a contest, not a tournament, toi got a win it not play it
I'll probably reach across the ocean and ill claque, smack toi as equals!
Of the money, par the money, for the money
Equal
Ok Mariam won't really sound life Abe and I l’amour it sorry for errors and geai, jay is Jayden
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
toi DECIDE!
EPIC! RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Ryan: Hi John. c:
John: *waves*
Ryan: How do toi feel about the competition so far?
John: W-well...At first I thought I didn't have a chance at winning, but as I met Friends here I felt plus comfortable and knew I had a shot.
Ryan: Okie. Are toi and Miranda dating?
John: *blushes* No...we're just friends.
Ryan: Sure toi are...anyways our new co-host finally decided to montrer up. Her name is Miranda Monroe.
*Miranda walks onto the set and seats herself in the siège suivant to Ryan*
Ryan: Yeah so that's our new co-host. ._.
We'll see plus of her in the suivant episode. Byez! :3
(Rushedddd. I haven't posté an article in such a long time.)
John: *waves*
Ryan: How do toi feel about the competition so far?
John: W-well...At first I thought I didn't have a chance at winning, but as I met Friends here I felt plus comfortable and knew I had a shot.
Ryan: Okie. Are toi and Miranda dating?
John: *blushes* No...we're just friends.
Ryan: Sure toi are...anyways our new co-host finally decided to montrer up. Her name is Miranda Monroe.
*Miranda walks onto the set and seats herself in the siège suivant to Ryan*
Ryan: Yeah so that's our new co-host. ._.
We'll see plus of her in the suivant episode. Byez! :3
(Rushedddd. I haven't posté an article in such a long time.)
Age:16
City: Mayfield, New York
Fears: Bees, rejection
Bio: Bio: She's a very unique person, she acts like the tough girl but she's very shy at times. She has very useful skills in technology but she reads. She HATES Justin Bieber and Taylor Lautner but she loves Taylor rapide, swift and George Lopez. She doesn't like to act in public but when she's wth her Friends and family she can be very very VERY dramatic. A Noah and Courtney obsesser, thank toi very much. And hidden in her locket is a picture of her and her grandmother. When crystal was 13 here grandmother died of murder par a drunk guy so that locket so that locket means a lot to her. Once she met her best friend, Delores, she has gotten over her grandmother very well.
Personality: She's very moody, can laugh easliy, likes to joke around, but hates to be wrong. When on here good side, she can be a lot of fun, but when she's mad ou sad, she tends to be uhh violent.
Crush: Noah, Tyler
Enimies: Duncan, Gwen
