I was lire the Maximum Ride livres again and Fang's blog made me think of Nico as I think they are similar characters. So I came up with 'Nico's Blog'. Please soumettre questions to answer.
Disclaimer:I'm a fourteen year-old sophomore, do I really look like Rick Riordan?
Nico's blog: jour one
Hello all toi people that happen to be surfing the internet ou have heard about this and have no lives of your own! This is Nico di Angelo's (yes, the very hot, funny, dark, good-looking, charming, hot, intelligent, witty, hot and muscular, did I mention I'm hot?) blog, coming live (as much as a computer can be live) from the Hades cabine at your favori demigod camp. And if you're a Roman fan and would like this to be from Camp Jupiter, your loss.
This was recommended to me par my therapist (Tony, the head counselor of the Mania cabin, go figure) for my 'antisocial' and 'violent' habits. toi dangle one, *mutters "Or thirty-three"* Ares, Nemesis, and Iris (too bright and sunny) cabine members par their feet and suddenly you're violent, and suddenly if toi stay in your cabine for weeks at a time talking only to the dead, you're suddenly antisocial.
Now enough of my very hot griping, I'll answer a few questions asked par my buddies at camp, they have been disguised par user names to protect their identities, paranoid idiots.
Somethingsmellsfishy123: Nico, why did toi hang your therapist who is supposed to be helping toi par his feet and didn't let him down until he admitted he was a 'happy horse named Chabo'?
Ah, Percy (I l’amour messing with people), Percy, Percy, poor naive Percy, didn't I say above that he thought I was violent and antisocial? NEXT!
Dumbblonds,worstjokeever:First of all Nico, toi were supposed to not say Percy's name. But my question is, what happened to my favori copy of the Iliad when toi went into my cabin?
Annabeth, first of all, your nom d’utilisateur is terrible, I expected plus from a daughter of Athena. And as for your Iliad, I don't know why you're worried, toi have two dozen copies, and why toi should have a favori I don't know. But I, sort of accidentally lit it on fire, and from the feu I made s'mores.
RED: Yes, I know, I'm Rachel, don't bother to point it out, but my question is why did toi spread the rumor that we were in a relationship?
Best prank, EVER! Well, actually it started off as me smiling as toi came par (I had set a water bucket trap for you) and toi looked angry and I decided that an angry oracle that was especially angry at me was not a good idea so I ran off. The Aphrodite cabine assumed I was the reason toi were mad and I had been smiling at toi so they spread the rumor we were dating. The bucket got Clarisse anyway, so I'm satisfied on both accounts.
PrankingKGisdaBOMB!: Nico, how would toi react if I filled the Hades cabine with shaving cream?
Why? I'm in at right now. *looks around then falls asleep, wakes up an heure later* TRAVIS STOLL toi ARE DEAD! I'M IN THE FOREST TIED UP, ironically I'm still typing. *falls asleep again* TRAVIS! CONNER! toi FILLED MY cabine WITH SHAVING CREAM! *beats Conner into submission, then makes Travis (with a couteau at his throat) to swear on the River Styx never to do this again and clean it up ou he'll have to admit his l’amour for Katie, which is false* Last question of the day, finally.
Part-time pachyderm:Uh, Nico, there's this, uh, girl I like, I think she likes me too, how do I ask her out?
Wow, Frank, you're growing up, just use my motto, shoot first ask questions later, well, shoot as in talk to Hazel then ask her out, but, toi break her cœur, coeur you're dead to me, toi know, if the cursed jewels don't get to toi first.
THE END! OK, now, soumettre your questions for me (Nico di Angelo, the very hot, funny, dark, good-looking, charming, intelligent, witty, hot and muscular, and yes I'm pretty sure I a dit I'm hot but I am hot for toi ladies interested) and I will answer them, even if it takes me, maybe three ou four days. Time for my awesome dark and mysterious get-away! *jumps onto a pole that appears into the Hades cabin, goes into the Nico lair and jumps into the Nico-mobile and drives through the Nico cave and purchases a cheeseburger*.
Disclaimer:I'm a fourteen year-old sophomore, do I really look like Rick Riordan?
Nico's blog: jour one
Hello all toi people that happen to be surfing the internet ou have heard about this and have no lives of your own! This is Nico di Angelo's (yes, the very hot, funny, dark, good-looking, charming, hot, intelligent, witty, hot and muscular, did I mention I'm hot?) blog, coming live (as much as a computer can be live) from the Hades cabine at your favori demigod camp. And if you're a Roman fan and would like this to be from Camp Jupiter, your loss.
This was recommended to me par my therapist (Tony, the head counselor of the Mania cabin, go figure) for my 'antisocial' and 'violent' habits. toi dangle one, *mutters "Or thirty-three"* Ares, Nemesis, and Iris (too bright and sunny) cabine members par their feet and suddenly you're violent, and suddenly if toi stay in your cabine for weeks at a time talking only to the dead, you're suddenly antisocial.
Now enough of my very hot griping, I'll answer a few questions asked par my buddies at camp, they have been disguised par user names to protect their identities, paranoid idiots.
Somethingsmellsfishy123: Nico, why did toi hang your therapist who is supposed to be helping toi par his feet and didn't let him down until he admitted he was a 'happy horse named Chabo'?
Ah, Percy (I l’amour messing with people), Percy, Percy, poor naive Percy, didn't I say above that he thought I was violent and antisocial? NEXT!
Dumbblonds,worstjokeever:First of all Nico, toi were supposed to not say Percy's name. But my question is, what happened to my favori copy of the Iliad when toi went into my cabin?
Annabeth, first of all, your nom d’utilisateur is terrible, I expected plus from a daughter of Athena. And as for your Iliad, I don't know why you're worried, toi have two dozen copies, and why toi should have a favori I don't know. But I, sort of accidentally lit it on fire, and from the feu I made s'mores.
RED: Yes, I know, I'm Rachel, don't bother to point it out, but my question is why did toi spread the rumor that we were in a relationship?
Best prank, EVER! Well, actually it started off as me smiling as toi came par (I had set a water bucket trap for you) and toi looked angry and I decided that an angry oracle that was especially angry at me was not a good idea so I ran off. The Aphrodite cabine assumed I was the reason toi were mad and I had been smiling at toi so they spread the rumor we were dating. The bucket got Clarisse anyway, so I'm satisfied on both accounts.
PrankingKGisdaBOMB!: Nico, how would toi react if I filled the Hades cabine with shaving cream?
Why? I'm in at right now. *looks around then falls asleep, wakes up an heure later* TRAVIS STOLL toi ARE DEAD! I'M IN THE FOREST TIED UP, ironically I'm still typing. *falls asleep again* TRAVIS! CONNER! toi FILLED MY cabine WITH SHAVING CREAM! *beats Conner into submission, then makes Travis (with a couteau at his throat) to swear on the River Styx never to do this again and clean it up ou he'll have to admit his l’amour for Katie, which is false* Last question of the day, finally.
Part-time pachyderm:Uh, Nico, there's this, uh, girl I like, I think she likes me too, how do I ask her out?
Wow, Frank, you're growing up, just use my motto, shoot first ask questions later, well, shoot as in talk to Hazel then ask her out, but, toi break her cœur, coeur you're dead to me, toi know, if the cursed jewels don't get to toi first.
THE END! OK, now, soumettre your questions for me (Nico di Angelo, the very hot, funny, dark, good-looking, charming, intelligent, witty, hot and muscular, and yes I'm pretty sure I a dit I'm hot but I am hot for toi ladies interested) and I will answer them, even if it takes me, maybe three ou four days. Time for my awesome dark and mysterious get-away! *jumps onto a pole that appears into the Hades cabin, goes into the Nico lair and jumps into the Nico-mobile and drives through the Nico cave and purchases a cheeseburger*.