Previously, in Sonic In St. Louis
Robotnik: We were so close to taking St. Louis!
Snively: What shall we do now sir?
Robotnik: Get Decoe & Bocoe over here. I have a plan to go to Germany. They have really good mechanics, which I could use for my machines.
The following takes place between....
Why the hell am I saying that? This is not 24
Tails: *goes to Sonic* I just got some important news toi might wanna hear.
Sonic: Go for it.
Tails: Robotnik is planning on going to Germany to get new mechanics.
Sean: *arrives* This can't be good.
Knuckles: What should we do?
Tails: Stop him obviously.
Sonic: Right. toi guys ready?
Tails: Yup.
Sean: toi know I am
Knuckles: Count me in!
Rouge: Right behind ya.
Espio: Same here.
Sonic: Then let's kick some robo-butt!
Meanwhile in Dr. Robotnik's base.
Decoe: The teleporting time machine is set sir.
Robotnik: Excellent. Let's go to Germany.
Bocoe: *sets destination*
Robotnik: Is the chaos émeraude set?
Snively: Yes sir.
Robotnik: Shadow, toi know what to do.
Shadow: Chaos... Control!
After that, Robotnik was in Germany.
Shadow: Here we are.
Robotnik: Great. *notices cars* There's a lot of antiques here for 2013.
Decoe: ou perhaps we ended in the past.
Bocoe: *checks year* You're right. We're in Germany, but during the an 1939.
Robotnik: Hmm. Do toi know what this means?
Decoe & Bocoe: No
Snively: No sir.
Shadow: Yes. We're in the start of world war 2. Not only are we going to find mechanics, but we'll be able to find men that can fight without surrendering.
Robotnik: And what are these men called.
Shadow: Nazis Dr.
Robotnik: Alright! Let's go get some Nazis!
12 Nazi soldiers ran towards Robotnik.
Nazi: Who are you, and what are toi doing here?
Robotnik: We are from the future. See our time machine?
Nazi: *looks at time machine* They're from 2013.
Nazi 2: And from a world called Mobius.
Robotnik: Yes. Gather your entire army, and get them here. I am your new leader now.
Nazi: And why should we do that?
Robotnik: Because if toi don't..
Shadow: *lifts building*
Robotnik: toi will be crushed. If toi make any attempt to shoot me, toi will die. So, what's it going to be?
Nazi: Ach, fine. We'll work for you.
Robotnik: Wunderbar.
Meanwhile near Robotnik's base
Sonic: I can't see anyone.
Sean: Neither can I. Do toi suppose we're too late?
Sonic: I hope not. Tails, how do we get in?
Tails: The front door
Sonic: Oh yeah, because it's unlocked.
Tails: -n-
Sean: Let's go *runs to door*
Others: *follow*
Sean: *pulls out .44 magnum* Rouge, take point.
Rouge: *opens door* All clear
Sean: *enters* Hmm. No one is here.
Espio: That's what they want us to think.
Knuckles: Doesn't this guy normally have turrets to kill any intruders?
Sean: He does, but they aren't working.
Knuckles: How can toi tell?
Sean: If they were working, a red light would be on near the barrel of the turret. Let's go upstairs
Once we got upstairs, a bright light flashed, and Robotnik returned, with a bunch of Nazis, and outside of the base were a huge amount of tanks, planes, trucks, cars, and motorcycles.
Robotnik: Nazis! Your first assignment is to kill that hedgehog, and his friends!
Sonic: *gulp*
We were surrounded par Nazi soldiers, but that wasn't going to stop us.
Robotnik: Just surrender now, and things will go smoothly.
Sean: Yeah, no way.
Sonic: Let's do it to it
Sean: *kills Nazi*
Dead Nazi: *kills three Nazis*
Robotnik: toi can't stop me, I have a turret! *runs to turret* Ahahahahha!
Sean: *shoots at Robotnik*
Robotnik: *dodges bullets*
Sonic: Go after him, we'll handle these guys. *kicks Nazi*
Sean: *runs after Robotnik*
Tails: *electrocutes Nazi*
Knuckles: *kills Nazi*
Rouge: *giving a Nazi a blowjob*
Nazi: Uhm??
Rouge: *stops* Oh, right *kills Nazi*
While this was happening, Shadow was chasing me, while I was chasing Robotnik
Shadow: *grabs desert eagle*
Sean: *reloading .44*
Robotnik: Shoot him already!
Shadow: *shoots gun*
Sean: *jumps over bullet*
Robotnik: *Gets shot* AGh!
Sean: *lands on Robotnik*
Robotnik: *falls on floor*
Shadow: *shoots gun*
Sean: *dodges bullets* ENOUGH!
Shadow: *stops*
Sean: *Grabs Robotnik* feu one plus bullet. I dare ya.
Robotnik: Don't do it! It's a trap!
Shadow: How do toi know? You're being held hostage!
Robotnik: *looks at audience* -n-
Sean: toi gonna drop your weapon?
Shadow: Maybe.
Sean: Do it, ou Robotnik is dead! *puts gun to head*
Robotnik: Jésus christ! Just do it!!
Shadow: *shoots Sean's foot*
Sean: AH! *falls on floor*
Shadow: Let's get out of here! *runs to exit*
Robotnik: *follows*
Sean: Ugh *tries to stand up*
Still, could be worse
Robotnik: *shooting turret*
Sonic: *takes cover* Where's Sean?
Tails: I don't know.
Sonic: I gotta find him! *runs past*
Robotnik: Damnt! Too fast
Sonic ran to find his cousin
Sean: *laying on ground*
Sonic: *Sees Sean* Are toi alright?
Sean: *wakes up* Sure. I got in a fight with Shadow, and lost.
Sonic: So you're not alright.
Sean: Whatever toi say. How are we going to defeat Robotnik, and his new army?
Sonic: Together. *runs to others*
Sean: *follows*
Robotnik: *shooting machine gun at others*
Others: *hiding*
Sonic: *kicks Robotnik*
Espio: *sees Sonic* Good job getting here.
Rouge: Now how do we stop these guys?
Sean: I've got an idea. See that time machine?
Sonic: What are we going to do?
Sean: Place a bomb on there.
Tails: toi don't have to ask me twice *grabs bomb*
Knuckles: That guy always has a weapon for everything. Doesn't he?
Sean: Yes he does.
Tails: *places bomb on time machine* Got it. Let's get out of here.
We were making a run for it
Nazis: *Blocking path*
Sean: *shoots Nazis* Keep moving!
Knuckles: *Breaks hole in wall* Let's get out this way! *runs*
Others: *follow Knuckles*
Sonic: Ok, now we wait for an explosion.
Nothing happened.
Sean: Tails? Was that bomb toi had a dud?
Tails: No it's not. Someone must have defused it.
Robotnik: And that someone is me.
Sonic: *sighs* Great. *fights Robotnik*
Decoe & Bocoe: *scared*
Sean: salut toi two.
Decoe & Bocoe: AHH! *Run off*
Nazis: *shooting at Sonic*
Sonic: *jumping over bullets*
Robotnik: *tries to coup de poing Sonic*
Sean: *shoots Nazis*
Nazi 1: Halt! Two of us must shoot the grey hedgehog.
Sean: *kills Nazi*
Sonic: *kicking Robotnik*
Robotnik: *Grabs Sonic's leg*
Sonic: Ooh, not good.
Robotnik: True
Sonic: For toi *spin dash's toward building*
Robotnik: *lets go, and hits his head on the building, knocking himself out*
Though he was uncounscious, everyone thought he was dead.
Nazis: Our leader is dead. *walk toward time machine*
Sean: What? You're not going to try, and avenge him?
Nazis: Nein, we're heading back to 1939, and winning Europe for der fuehrer.
Tails: Bye.
Nazis: Yeah *open door to time machine*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred
Tails: Hm. I guess it wasn't defused after all.
The End
Sonic:Hey Chip listen,Sally's not going to make it accueil tonight for dîner so I'm ordering pizza.
Chip:From where?
Sonic:Sal's.
Chip:Sal's?Have toi Lost your mind?
Sonic:Ok,not Sal's then where?
Chip:The neighborhood joint called Doemenoes.
Sonic:Dominoes?
Chip:Yeah that's it.
Sonic:Alright,what's the number?
Chip:It's 17181168011.
Sonic:Look I have way too many number's,Ok?
Chip:I gave toi the area code!
Sonic:We're in the area code,I don't need to dial it!
Chip:Ok,ready?
Sonic:I'm ready.
Chip:1168-
Sonic:You know what?I have a little phone number rythm,you know the little bu bu bu bu bu bu.Got it?
Chip:I got it.
Sonic:Ok.
Chip:1.
(Sonic dials the one)
Sonic:Yeah.
Chip:6.
(Sonic dials the six)
Sonic:Yeah.
Chip:teen.
Sonic:I ALREADY DIALED THE 6 I CAN'T GO BACK IN TIME AND SLIP A 1 IN!!
Chip:WELL WHO'S FAULT IS THAT?!?!?
Sonic:I'll just make a sandwhich.Why won't toi order from McDoenalds!
The End
Sonic as Doug
Chip as Arthur
Chip:From where?
Sonic:Sal's.
Chip:Sal's?Have toi Lost your mind?
Sonic:Ok,not Sal's then where?
Chip:The neighborhood joint called Doemenoes.
Sonic:Dominoes?
Chip:Yeah that's it.
Sonic:Alright,what's the number?
Chip:It's 17181168011.
Sonic:Look I have way too many number's,Ok?
Chip:I gave toi the area code!
Sonic:We're in the area code,I don't need to dial it!
Chip:Ok,ready?
Sonic:I'm ready.
Chip:1168-
Sonic:You know what?I have a little phone number rythm,you know the little bu bu bu bu bu bu.Got it?
Chip:I got it.
Sonic:Ok.
Chip:1.
(Sonic dials the one)
Sonic:Yeah.
Chip:6.
(Sonic dials the six)
Sonic:Yeah.
Chip:teen.
Sonic:I ALREADY DIALED THE 6 I CAN'T GO BACK IN TIME AND SLIP A 1 IN!!
Chip:WELL WHO'S FAULT IS THAT?!?!?
Sonic:I'll just make a sandwhich.Why won't toi order from McDoenalds!
The End
Sonic as Doug
Chip as Arthur
Place Cafe Chotix
rendez-vous amoureux, date May 20 2011
Characters for part one Sonic Shaodow Silve Amy Espio
Shadow sonic where's your mind at
Sonic what?
door opens
Espio what a weird customer
Shadow who is this guy (sonic fall over) DAMN IT he's out cold are toi okay?
Espio (walks up too the customer)
cystomer (GRABS ESPIO STARTS BITEING HIM )
Espio WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
Shadow silver make a barricade with those tables
Silver okay
Shadow amy make your self usefull and find some supplies
Amy okay
Silver ok i made the baricade
Shadow good that will buy us some time (picks up sonic)
Amy i found three pistolets two handguns and one shotgun
Shadow ill take the shotgun
Amy also i might have found an exit but its locked
Shadow (looks at espio) i bet he's got a key (get near espio)
Espio (grabs shadows arm and trys to bite it)
Shadow (kicks espio grabs the shotgun and shoots espio) all right i got the key lets go (grabs sonic)
Silver and Amy OKAY
END OF PART ONE
rendez-vous amoureux, date May 20 2011
Characters for part one Sonic Shaodow Silve Amy Espio
Shadow sonic where's your mind at
Sonic what?
door opens
Espio what a weird customer
Shadow who is this guy (sonic fall over) DAMN IT he's out cold are toi okay?
Espio (walks up too the customer)
cystomer (GRABS ESPIO STARTS BITEING HIM )
Espio WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
Shadow silver make a barricade with those tables
Silver okay
Shadow amy make your self usefull and find some supplies
Amy okay
Silver ok i made the baricade
Shadow good that will buy us some time (picks up sonic)
Amy i found three pistolets two handguns and one shotgun
Shadow ill take the shotgun
Amy also i might have found an exit but its locked
Shadow (looks at espio) i bet he's got a key (get near espio)
Espio (grabs shadows arm and trys to bite it)
Shadow (kicks espio grabs the shotgun and shoots espio) all right i got the key lets go (grabs sonic)
Silver and Amy OKAY
END OF PART ONE