don't jump into a story unless toi started from the beggining!
--------------------------------------------------"Hello,Scourge." A voice coming from out of the dark said. "Did toi finally catch Sonic?! ou even better, Shadow?!" The voice asked excitedly. "No, sir. I caught someone better."Scourge replid to the voice. "What?! Who could I need plus than them?" The voice said, confused. "Some plus people to work with." Scourge said. The voice finally stepped out of the dark. Out came a fat man wearing a red jacket,a big mustachio, And a big black chemise covering his legs and feet. But mainly, he was fat. "And your names are?" He asked."Zim and Gir." Zim replied. "I am Dr. Ivo Robotnik. Otherwise known as Dr.Eggman. "HI, HUMPTEH DUMPTEH!" GIR shouted. "Yeah... he's not exactly the brightest renard around." Zim said. "What was it like, having a great fall?" GIR said. "Well, anyways, Your first job is to get Sonic. And Shadow. And thats pretty much all the jobs you'll ever get. Now go!" "You heard him, GIR let's go!" Zim shouted. Zim hopped on Gir's back and taco-farted out of the window. All of the sudden a mixure of black and red hit them in the face. "Hmph. You're that jerk who got in a fight with Sonic!" It was the dark hedgehog they had seen the night they got to Mobius. "Errr... Do we know you?" Zim asked. "I'm Shadow the Hedgehog." The hedgehog said. "Wait... did toi say your name was 'Shadow'?"Zim asked. "Get him, Gir!" GIR quickly grabbed Shadow's left arm and Zim grabbed his right. "Chaos Cotrol!" Shadow shouted."How did he transport so quickly?" Zim said. "Maybe he's got the power of the taco-man!" GIR a dit in response. They started to discuss Gir's crazy theory that Irkens had evolved from Praying Mantises, until they noticed someone staring at them hungrily. "Hello." The person said. "My name's Mef. And par what I've heard your name is Zim?" "Mef? that sounds like such a familiar name.... Are toi that Irken who was kicked out because toi tried to eat Tallest Purple? " Zim asked Mef. "Maybe..." Mef a dit in response. "Stay away! AAAHHH!"Zim shouted. "Wait! I can help toi catch Sonic and Shadow!"Mef quickly said. Zim stopped running and said, "You can?" "Yes... I can." She a dit mischeviously. "Then let's go!" Zim said. She was hiding an axe behind her back, whispering to herself, "Never trust a cannibal."
End of Chapter 3. Chapter 4 coming soon!
--------------------------------------------------"Hello,Scourge." A voice coming from out of the dark said. "Did toi finally catch Sonic?! ou even better, Shadow?!" The voice asked excitedly. "No, sir. I caught someone better."Scourge replid to the voice. "What?! Who could I need plus than them?" The voice said, confused. "Some plus people to work with." Scourge said. The voice finally stepped out of the dark. Out came a fat man wearing a red jacket,a big mustachio, And a big black chemise covering his legs and feet. But mainly, he was fat. "And your names are?" He asked."Zim and Gir." Zim replied. "I am Dr. Ivo Robotnik. Otherwise known as Dr.Eggman. "HI, HUMPTEH DUMPTEH!" GIR shouted. "Yeah... he's not exactly the brightest renard around." Zim said. "What was it like, having a great fall?" GIR said. "Well, anyways, Your first job is to get Sonic. And Shadow. And thats pretty much all the jobs you'll ever get. Now go!" "You heard him, GIR let's go!" Zim shouted. Zim hopped on Gir's back and taco-farted out of the window. All of the sudden a mixure of black and red hit them in the face. "Hmph. You're that jerk who got in a fight with Sonic!" It was the dark hedgehog they had seen the night they got to Mobius. "Errr... Do we know you?" Zim asked. "I'm Shadow the Hedgehog." The hedgehog said. "Wait... did toi say your name was 'Shadow'?"Zim asked. "Get him, Gir!" GIR quickly grabbed Shadow's left arm and Zim grabbed his right. "Chaos Cotrol!" Shadow shouted."How did he transport so quickly?" Zim said. "Maybe he's got the power of the taco-man!" GIR a dit in response. They started to discuss Gir's crazy theory that Irkens had evolved from Praying Mantises, until they noticed someone staring at them hungrily. "Hello." The person said. "My name's Mef. And par what I've heard your name is Zim?" "Mef? that sounds like such a familiar name.... Are toi that Irken who was kicked out because toi tried to eat Tallest Purple? " Zim asked Mef. "Maybe..." Mef a dit in response. "Stay away! AAAHHH!"Zim shouted. "Wait! I can help toi catch Sonic and Shadow!"Mef quickly said. Zim stopped running and said, "You can?" "Yes... I can." She a dit mischeviously. "Then let's go!" Zim said. She was hiding an axe behind her back, whispering to herself, "Never trust a cannibal."
End of Chapter 3. Chapter 4 coming soon!
On September 3, Cynthia woke up seeing the beautiful jour outside when she walked out the door.
"Im gonna l’amour this school year!!!" she told herself as she walked to school.
5 minutes later of walking to school, Cynthia met up with her boyfriend Mars.
"Mars, are toi ok? toi look pale." Cynthia admitted putting her hand on Mars' forehead.
It was warm.
Mars shook his head and walked off, Cynthia almost cried watching him walk away.
Rouge the Bat had acme along and met up with Cynthia.
"Hows the jour gone?" Rouge asked in her sassy tone.
Cynthia shook her head and ran to the restroom to cry.
8 minutes later after crying, Cynthia headed to class, math.
"This is going to be a hrrible year." Cynthia answered herself.
"Im gonna l’amour this school year!!!" she told herself as she walked to school.
5 minutes later of walking to school, Cynthia met up with her boyfriend Mars.
"Mars, are toi ok? toi look pale." Cynthia admitted putting her hand on Mars' forehead.
It was warm.
Mars shook his head and walked off, Cynthia almost cried watching him walk away.
Rouge the Bat had acme along and met up with Cynthia.
"Hows the jour gone?" Rouge asked in her sassy tone.
Cynthia shook her head and ran to the restroom to cry.
8 minutes later after crying, Cynthia headed to class, math.
"This is going to be a hrrible year." Cynthia answered herself.
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt pêche, peach preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now ou i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT cul, ass chienne OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that chienne now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now ou i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT cul, ass chienne OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that chienne now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired par an old article I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt ou Dull Object While Eating pomme Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return accueil From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An pomme Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked ou Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt ou Dull Object While Eating pomme Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return accueil From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An pomme Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked ou Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, toi LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” a dit HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
par then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, toi LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” a dit HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
par then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
