Coqui: salut Juan...((Puerto Rico's real name)) Your planning to propose to Rica and start a family and all that camelote, indésirable right?
Rico: *sips coconut milk* Uh yeah? Un familia es muy lindo! <3
Coqui: *clears throat* Ok um yeah....you know how I have to be near you, unless I wanna die?
Rico: Yeah? Where are toi going with this?
Coqui: Ok welllllll I really don't wanna be around toi when your....*whispers in Rico's ear*
Rico: *turns completely red* O.O COQUI SHUT UP!
Coqui: WELL IT'S TRUE! DX
Rico: *faints*
Coqui: It's true!
Costa Rica: Your nourriture is ready! *looks at Rico* What happened to him?
Coqui: Nothing....just taking a nap....