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Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him ou erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If toi want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go vers l'avant, vers l’avant when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the guitare for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If toi get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...

Okay, she's kinda getting plus famous par the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland Christmas jour Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if toi like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If toi ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, chant lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...

Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.



So, toi may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? toi probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.


DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. toi can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always...

par all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if toi do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!


#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be Friends but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder toi ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now...

Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened par any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a l’espace at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention ou care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern populaire in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the haut, retour au début of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents ou manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....

So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my favori characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past ou fantaisie time frames.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But naturally, when she needs...

1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us ou someone else will.

3. We chienne about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If toi won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing toi in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches l’amour Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like plus than toi hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, ou your...