Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the suivant on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't toi take a siège and I will get toi something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some nourriture with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the liste and removed his name from the haut, retour au début of the liste and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he a dit to the guy, "Because toi have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the liste ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much toi try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the suivant on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't toi take a siège and I will get toi something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some nourriture with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the liste and removed his name from the haut, retour au début of the liste and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he a dit to the guy, "Because toi have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the liste ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much toi try!!
A stoner called the feu department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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