"Call Me Maybe" par Carly Rae Jepsen - Feat. Justin Bieber, Selena, Ashley Tisdale & MORE!

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justingurl99 haha lol!!

happyfeet1fan saw hunger games book... and officially love this song XDDD

LoveFrom Selena and u stars- call me NOW!! how cool would it be to hang out wit em'?

LoveFrom Its good to see em ' havin fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Abortion

posted by prettystar

Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I l’amour the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your cœur, coeur beat
Is my favori lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If toi could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my accueil though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes toi happy.
I always want toi to be happy.
I don't like it when toi cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with toi even though
You can't hear...

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MonaVie, This is NOT a wine!

posted by rolie1

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MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and...

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Ways to Annoy Your Professor

posted by BellaCullen96

Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to déplacer on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When toi leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe toi embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...

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aléatoire Jokes

posted by BellaSwan636

I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.

-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down bateau in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...

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The Naughty Builders

posted by Little_Cullen

O.K, so the other jour we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, toi know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once plus at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure par now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!

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there's something fishy about this...

posted by cheeeese

okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo toi can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to rejoindre F.S. toi must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. thé is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...

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10 ways to ennoy an older sister

posted by TDIlover226

1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand suivant to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't toi even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, toi need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Friends then run up and sit between them and go...