toi know what I hate? When toi hold the door open for some aléatoire fucker you've never even met in your life and they just walk on par without saying thank toi ou even acknowledging your god damn presence. Why this irks me so much I dunno. But it just does.
It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:
Um, excuse me, who the hell do toi think toi are? Do toi not see me opening this door for you, wasting secondes of my life for some aléatoire dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill toi to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life par even a jiffy and yes that's an actual unit of time. You won't even have to pause in your walking. toi know what bitch, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU! All toi have to do is just do that little nod thing to say "Eh dude, I realize you're there man." But you're too much of a snobby bastard/bastardette to do even that?!?! What the fuck?! Ugh, toi dumb Canterlot ponies.... /shot
I mean seriously, this is not a damn automatic door, I am a person standing here politely holding the door for toi so toi don't have to waste your time pushing it open, yet toi can't even say thanks when I'm wasting mine?! I want to coup de poing toi in the genitals. ._. Now now now, I would have no problem with this if toi were perhaps a mute, on the phone with the president, holding 5 bébés and are too busy making sure none of them are dropped to say anything, don't speak English, ou something among those lines. But 99% of the time, that's not the case. What's your problem with saying thanks? Hell I just could've slammed the door in your face if I wanted to, because who are toi to me?! I don't know you! Alas I'm standing there on my feet -and I HATE standing- holding this damn door open for toi because I'm being polite, unlike you, toi motherfucker.
K so I might add plus to this rant later bai.
It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:
Um, excuse me, who the hell do toi think toi are? Do toi not see me opening this door for you, wasting secondes of my life for some aléatoire dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill toi to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life par even a jiffy and yes that's an actual unit of time. You won't even have to pause in your walking. toi know what bitch, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU! All toi have to do is just do that little nod thing to say "Eh dude, I realize you're there man." But you're too much of a snobby bastard/bastardette to do even that?!?! What the fuck?! Ugh, toi dumb Canterlot ponies.... /shot
I mean seriously, this is not a damn automatic door, I am a person standing here politely holding the door for toi so toi don't have to waste your time pushing it open, yet toi can't even say thanks when I'm wasting mine?! I want to coup de poing toi in the genitals. ._. Now now now, I would have no problem with this if toi were perhaps a mute, on the phone with the president, holding 5 bébés and are too busy making sure none of them are dropped to say anything, don't speak English, ou something among those lines. But 99% of the time, that's not the case. What's your problem with saying thanks? Hell I just could've slammed the door in your face if I wanted to, because who are toi to me?! I don't know you! Alas I'm standing there on my feet -and I HATE standing- holding this damn door open for toi because I'm being polite, unlike you, toi motherfucker.
K so I might add plus to this rant later bai.