toi know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your favori character from étoile, star Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
toi think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled par Beast becoming human.
toi replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, ou Minerva Mink.
toi slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
toi can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your favori female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
toi go to see 'Pocahontas' for the animals.
You've seen "Balto" so often toi can recite the dialogue off par heart.
... and toi think Jenna is sexy.
Furry image files consist of over half of your PC's hard-drive capacity.
toi know what 'yiff' means.
The section toi most frequent in the video store is the children's section.
toi can identify which issue of 'Albedo' the first use of 'sociopolitical ramifications' was used.
toi find any excuse to use "sociopolitical ramifications" in a sentence. (And other neat jargon like "psych bugs".)
toi try to make a journey to a mystical place called 'ConFurence' each year.
toi infiltrate your local SF convention committee, and persuade them to start a furry track/panel/room.
toi know what FurryMUCK is.
... and toi know the IP and port number par heart.
toi have plus than one character on FurryMUCK.
toi really do buy 'Playboy' ou 'Penthouse' for the articles.
toi buy wildlife magazines and 'National Geographic' to get character ideas for your drawings.
toi socialize with the pets rather than your relatives at a family gathering.
plus than half your clothing has an animal motif.
You're disappointed when the "foxy babe" your friend talks about turns out to be a good looking human.
... and when toi finally get introduced to her, toi think how much better she would look with vulpine ears, thick red fur, and a bushy tail.
Insults such as "you weasel" ou "son of a bitch" bring about wishful thinking.
toi regularly visit the université at night, but only to hand-feed the possums (or MUCK, snarf off Avatar, run naked..)
Watching one particular furry film has donné toi a life-long l’amour of a particular animal species/breed.
You're intensely jealous of Pascall Fox, Mike Rabbitt, Simon Ferret, Possum Borne...
Your best Friends no longer remember your real name.
toi know what "digitigrade" means.
... and toi can spell it.
... but not "ankle".
Magazines and vidéos with "Vixens" in the titre that don't contain actual foxes are regarded par toi as dealing in false advertising.
toi wish when a human pops up in a furry cartoon that he'd go away.
toi become indignant at TV Medical reporters who describe harelips as disfiguring.
toi name a useful program, computer, network ou ISP after favourite animals.
Two-thirds of your browser bookmark file points to furry artist and story sites.
Your computer backdrop/wallpaper is always a furry picture.
... and so is your screensaver.
... and your workmates/family no longer commentaire on it.
Someone says "Oooh, what a piece of tail!", and toi spend several confused secondes looking for it.
toi spend plus time on FurryMUCK than off it.
toi dream of romantic interludes with comic ou cartoon furries.
... and after a while it gets even more... errr... intimate ;)
toi dream that famous furry artists come to live in your neighbourhood.
toi take your furry portefeuille, portfolio to job interviews that have NOTHING to do with cartooning, animation, ou comics...
Your favori Robin capuche, hotte film was made par Disney and did not étoile, star Kevin Costner.
The absolute worst thing toi can say about any animated production is "too many damn humans."
toi send in drawings of furries to your art tutor for your 'life studies' class.
toi read 'Genus' in public places.
... and see nothing wrong with it.
The 'FoxPro' icone in Windows is used for ALL your Windows computer programs.
toi intently watch the exchange rate to figure out how many plus cool foreign prints, 'zines etc toi can buy for your lousy Australian/New Zealand/ Canadian/<insert country of origin> currency.
toi remember what Avatar actually was.
toi immediately begin to experience withdrawal syndromes when toi favori furry art archive goes down for moving, restructuring, security holes, etc.
toi change your Internet provider so toi can better access FurryMUCK.
toi don't mind what toi get reincarnated as, "as long as I can be drawn par Terrie Smith".
toi wonder, when people in horror films are transformed into loups garous ou animals, why they always think of it as a bad thing...
toi consider volunteering for genetic engineering experiments just so toi can become your favori furry species.
Your pets are named after characters in Albedo, Xanadu ou other furry comics.
toi want to name your cat "Omaha".
toi catch yourself saying "@wheeeee."
toi change your name to Wolf, Fox, ou Otter.
toi watch the X-Files just because Mulder's first name is Fox.
toi can remember when alt.fan.furry contained plus discussions than flames.
toi 'yiff' in a movie theatre (or other public place).
toi ALWAYS use the werewolf character while playing either Killer Instinct ou Darkstalkers.
toi seriously consider what would happen if a furry-portrait of yourself had gone into your high-school yearbook.
toi mentally choose appropriate species for your workmates.
toi keep looking for the bigger, better morphing computer program, just so toi can morph your face with that of a critter.
toi occasionally try to walk digitigrade, just to see what it's like.
toi keep wondering why Darth Vader in "Star Wars" sounds so much like Mufasa from "The Lion King".
toi have plus plushies than the local toyshops.
toi post to alt.fan.furry on a regular basis.
... in third person, as your character on FurryMUCK.
toi start to think of racial issues as analogies of furry problems, rather than the other way around.
toi try to imagine "Prince of Thieves" ou any other movie with foxes and the like.
Artistic 'life studies' classes always mean a trip to the local zoo ou wildlife park instead of drawing a nude human model.
toi drink beers for their names and the animal pictures on their labels.
toi watch reruns of M*A*S*H, and think that Hawkeye always calling Frank Burns "ferret face" was meant as a term of endearment, rather than an insult.
toi think the Bennigan's restaurant slogan "Food and fun for humans" might be grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.
toi actually look vers l'avant, vers l’avant to foxes ou raccoons raiding your garbage.
The Kathy Ireland poster in your dorm room is taken down and replaced par a REALLY BIG furry wearing a swimsuit.
toi lobby actively to change your school's nickname to an animal name.
... and if that doesn't work, toi change schools instead.
toi pick up a copy of Fur-Fish-Game, expecting to see a catalog of furry MU*s, but are cruelly surprised.
jouer la comédie on sacred and divine rules of morality and righteous indignation, toi replace all the copies of Field and Stream on the rack in the waiting room with InFurNation.
toi have at least one video copy of Animalympics, The Lion King, Meet the Feebles, Fritz The Cat, Balto and/or The Secret of Nimh.
... and foreign language dubs of at least one of the above.
... and at least one furry tape that is a different video standard to the one used in your country.
... and toi buy a multi-standard VCR just to play it.
toi have unclean thoughts about Fifi LaFlume.
toi think "Gadget Goes Hawaiian" ranks right up there with "Apollo 13".
toi rate sports teams (Rugby League, etc) par their animal mascot rather than their playing ability.
toi eat breakfast cereals just for the animaux on the box.
toi discontinue treatment for baldness, and start thinking toi have mange instead.
toi carry animal plush toys with toi on business trips, and montrer them to the flight attendants and hotel receptionists.
... and they start asking after them whenever they see toi in the lobby.
toi boycott the magazine "Loaded" on general principles after that article on Confurence.
toi have animal plush toys at your workstation in your office - and refer to them par name.
Your interest in Egyptian mythology stems from a fascination with animal-headed gods like Anibus and Sekhmet.
toi read the Journal of Medicine in hopes they'll approve fourrure grafts.
... ou prosthetic tails.
toi spend plus money on buying animal soft toys on trips than buying duty-free.
... and toi buy passports for each of them.
... and toi try to get the passports for your animal soft toys stamped par Immigration on overseas trips.
toi think the use of the term "coyote ugly" is derogatory - for coyotes.
toi get sensory feedback from body parts that toi don't have.
toi refer to the humans from a third person/species point of view.
toi made your own 'You might be a Furry if...' list.
toi are digitigrade plus than half of the time.
... and don't realize it.
toi turn around whenever toi close a door so that toi don't get your tail caught.
toi are upset that video game systems offer so few animal characters.
toi grow your own winter coat.
toi have been banned from the vets until toi get a pet.
The police keep your bite marks as well as fingerprints on file.
toi call your lit a nest.
... and it looks like one.
toi call little ones cubs, pups, hatchlings, etc...
toi worry that if toi bite someone toi will have to be put down.
You've ever barked at a passing car.
You've tried to make an appointment with a "Dr. Moreau".
You've grown and sharpened your nails into claws.
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your favori character from étoile, star Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
toi think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled par Beast becoming human.
toi replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, ou Minerva Mink.
toi slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
toi can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your favori female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
toi go to see 'Pocahontas' for the animals.
You've seen "Balto" so often toi can recite the dialogue off par heart.
... and toi think Jenna is sexy.
Furry image files consist of over half of your PC's hard-drive capacity.
toi know what 'yiff' means.
The section toi most frequent in the video store is the children's section.
toi can identify which issue of 'Albedo' the first use of 'sociopolitical ramifications' was used.
toi find any excuse to use "sociopolitical ramifications" in a sentence. (And other neat jargon like "psych bugs".)
toi try to make a journey to a mystical place called 'ConFurence' each year.
toi infiltrate your local SF convention committee, and persuade them to start a furry track/panel/room.
toi know what FurryMUCK is.
... and toi know the IP and port number par heart.
toi have plus than one character on FurryMUCK.
toi really do buy 'Playboy' ou 'Penthouse' for the articles.
toi buy wildlife magazines and 'National Geographic' to get character ideas for your drawings.
toi socialize with the pets rather than your relatives at a family gathering.
plus than half your clothing has an animal motif.
You're disappointed when the "foxy babe" your friend talks about turns out to be a good looking human.
... and when toi finally get introduced to her, toi think how much better she would look with vulpine ears, thick red fur, and a bushy tail.
Insults such as "you weasel" ou "son of a bitch" bring about wishful thinking.
toi regularly visit the université at night, but only to hand-feed the possums (or MUCK, snarf off Avatar, run naked..)
Watching one particular furry film has donné toi a life-long l’amour of a particular animal species/breed.
You're intensely jealous of Pascall Fox, Mike Rabbitt, Simon Ferret, Possum Borne...
Your best Friends no longer remember your real name.
toi know what "digitigrade" means.
... and toi can spell it.
... but not "ankle".
Magazines and vidéos with "Vixens" in the titre that don't contain actual foxes are regarded par toi as dealing in false advertising.
toi wish when a human pops up in a furry cartoon that he'd go away.
toi become indignant at TV Medical reporters who describe harelips as disfiguring.
toi name a useful program, computer, network ou ISP after favourite animals.
Two-thirds of your browser bookmark file points to furry artist and story sites.
Your computer backdrop/wallpaper is always a furry picture.
... and so is your screensaver.
... and your workmates/family no longer commentaire on it.
Someone says "Oooh, what a piece of tail!", and toi spend several confused secondes looking for it.
toi spend plus time on FurryMUCK than off it.
toi dream of romantic interludes with comic ou cartoon furries.
... and after a while it gets even more... errr... intimate ;)
toi dream that famous furry artists come to live in your neighbourhood.
toi take your furry portefeuille, portfolio to job interviews that have NOTHING to do with cartooning, animation, ou comics...
Your favori Robin capuche, hotte film was made par Disney and did not étoile, star Kevin Costner.
The absolute worst thing toi can say about any animated production is "too many damn humans."
toi send in drawings of furries to your art tutor for your 'life studies' class.
toi read 'Genus' in public places.
... and see nothing wrong with it.
The 'FoxPro' icone in Windows is used for ALL your Windows computer programs.
toi intently watch the exchange rate to figure out how many plus cool foreign prints, 'zines etc toi can buy for your lousy Australian/New Zealand/ Canadian/<insert country of origin> currency.
toi remember what Avatar actually was.
toi immediately begin to experience withdrawal syndromes when toi favori furry art archive goes down for moving, restructuring, security holes, etc.
toi change your Internet provider so toi can better access FurryMUCK.
toi don't mind what toi get reincarnated as, "as long as I can be drawn par Terrie Smith".
toi wonder, when people in horror films are transformed into loups garous ou animals, why they always think of it as a bad thing...
toi consider volunteering for genetic engineering experiments just so toi can become your favori furry species.
Your pets are named after characters in Albedo, Xanadu ou other furry comics.
toi want to name your cat "Omaha".
toi catch yourself saying "@wheeeee."
toi change your name to Wolf, Fox, ou Otter.
toi watch the X-Files just because Mulder's first name is Fox.
toi can remember when alt.fan.furry contained plus discussions than flames.
toi 'yiff' in a movie theatre (or other public place).
toi ALWAYS use the werewolf character while playing either Killer Instinct ou Darkstalkers.
toi seriously consider what would happen if a furry-portrait of yourself had gone into your high-school yearbook.
toi mentally choose appropriate species for your workmates.
toi keep looking for the bigger, better morphing computer program, just so toi can morph your face with that of a critter.
toi occasionally try to walk digitigrade, just to see what it's like.
toi keep wondering why Darth Vader in "Star Wars" sounds so much like Mufasa from "The Lion King".
toi have plus plushies than the local toyshops.
toi post to alt.fan.furry on a regular basis.
... in third person, as your character on FurryMUCK.
toi start to think of racial issues as analogies of furry problems, rather than the other way around.
toi try to imagine "Prince of Thieves" ou any other movie with foxes and the like.
Artistic 'life studies' classes always mean a trip to the local zoo ou wildlife park instead of drawing a nude human model.
toi drink beers for their names and the animal pictures on their labels.
toi watch reruns of M*A*S*H, and think that Hawkeye always calling Frank Burns "ferret face" was meant as a term of endearment, rather than an insult.
toi think the Bennigan's restaurant slogan "Food and fun for humans" might be grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.
toi actually look vers l'avant, vers l’avant to foxes ou raccoons raiding your garbage.
The Kathy Ireland poster in your dorm room is taken down and replaced par a REALLY BIG furry wearing a swimsuit.
toi lobby actively to change your school's nickname to an animal name.
... and if that doesn't work, toi change schools instead.
toi pick up a copy of Fur-Fish-Game, expecting to see a catalog of furry MU*s, but are cruelly surprised.
jouer la comédie on sacred and divine rules of morality and righteous indignation, toi replace all the copies of Field and Stream on the rack in the waiting room with InFurNation.
toi have at least one video copy of Animalympics, The Lion King, Meet the Feebles, Fritz The Cat, Balto and/or The Secret of Nimh.
... and foreign language dubs of at least one of the above.
... and at least one furry tape that is a different video standard to the one used in your country.
... and toi buy a multi-standard VCR just to play it.
toi have unclean thoughts about Fifi LaFlume.
toi think "Gadget Goes Hawaiian" ranks right up there with "Apollo 13".
toi rate sports teams (Rugby League, etc) par their animal mascot rather than their playing ability.
toi eat breakfast cereals just for the animaux on the box.
toi discontinue treatment for baldness, and start thinking toi have mange instead.
toi carry animal plush toys with toi on business trips, and montrer them to the flight attendants and hotel receptionists.
... and they start asking after them whenever they see toi in the lobby.
toi boycott the magazine "Loaded" on general principles after that article on Confurence.
toi have animal plush toys at your workstation in your office - and refer to them par name.
Your interest in Egyptian mythology stems from a fascination with animal-headed gods like Anibus and Sekhmet.
toi read the Journal of Medicine in hopes they'll approve fourrure grafts.
... ou prosthetic tails.
toi spend plus money on buying animal soft toys on trips than buying duty-free.
... and toi buy passports for each of them.
... and toi try to get the passports for your animal soft toys stamped par Immigration on overseas trips.
toi think the use of the term "coyote ugly" is derogatory - for coyotes.
toi get sensory feedback from body parts that toi don't have.
toi refer to the humans from a third person/species point of view.
toi made your own 'You might be a Furry if...' list.
toi are digitigrade plus than half of the time.
... and don't realize it.
toi turn around whenever toi close a door so that toi don't get your tail caught.
toi are upset that video game systems offer so few animal characters.
toi grow your own winter coat.
toi have been banned from the vets until toi get a pet.
The police keep your bite marks as well as fingerprints on file.
toi call your lit a nest.
... and it looks like one.
toi call little ones cubs, pups, hatchlings, etc...
toi worry that if toi bite someone toi will have to be put down.
You've ever barked at a passing car.
You've tried to make an appointment with a "Dr. Moreau".
You've grown and sharpened your nails into claws.