1. When toi get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend toi are deaf.
4. If he asks if toi knew how fast toi were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if toi can see his gun.
6. When he says toi aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why toi were speeding, tell him toi had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him par his first name.
11. Pretend you...
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