10. Sing âBad Touchâ par the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with âBite me, Edward.â
6. Whenever he complains ou argues, reply with âWhat are toi gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?â
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with toi for Halloween
4. montrer him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile ou if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isnât bronze, itâs ginger, and he should stop denying himself â heâs a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room ou says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to âLike a Virginâ par Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with âBite me, Edward.â
6. Whenever he complains ou argues, reply with âWhat are toi gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?â
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with toi for Halloween
4. montrer him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile ou if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isnât bronze, itâs ginger, and he should stop denying himself â heâs a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room ou says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to âLike a Virginâ par Madonna.
There is a topless photo of Sel going around, but itâs FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company âare furious that her reputation is being sullied par some perverts with Photoshop.â
"The alleged photo of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selenaâs family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.â a dit her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isnât it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company âare furious that her reputation is being sullied par some perverts with Photoshop.â
"The alleged photo of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selenaâs family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.â a dit her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isnât it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
If toi think toi lire all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real fan Twilight fan, wait until toi read this news.v
---- v
-----v
-----v
-----v
It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years il y a when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been lâamour with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
---- v
-----v
-----v
-----v
It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega fan of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years il y a when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been lâamour with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can supprimer the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused par Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle toi with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a cĆur, coeur attack; his cĆur, coeur lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Salati is a leopard that was adopted par the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate animaux that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became Friends with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a chiot at the time.
toi would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two animaux connected from the first moment. Now the two animaux are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!
They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
Kat: toi spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and toi know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO lâamour AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: â_â
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, toi stay since toi live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and toi know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO lâamour AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: â_â
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, toi stay since toi live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.