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*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****

We’re not as big of perverts as toi think we all are.

No matter what toi say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like toi to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don’t argue with us when we call toi beautiful.

Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with
you.

Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If toi have cramps
and we ask toi what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the mois and
nothing more.

If toi really liked us for us, you...

1) toi lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2) toi have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.

4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5) The back of your head keeps getting hit par the toilet seat.

6) toi sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th nourriture group.

7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

9) toi can focus better with one eye closed.

10) The car park seems to have moved while toi were in the pub.

11) You...

It seems that every few months, toi always hear about that new indie titre that is a true Dark Souls successor. Hollow Knight is the new Dark Souls, Blasphemous is the new Dark Souls, Cuphead is the new Dark Souls- Wait, what? But there was one game that went almost under everyone’s radar and was less discussed. Maybe it had a following, but compared to Hollow Knight, it was practically unheard of. And this game goes par Salt and Sanctuary



Taking place in a fictional kingdom with characters looking like they crawled out of a Newgrounds game, toi find your character left on a deserted...