"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do toi want?" "I'm calling to rapporter my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank toi very much for the call, sir." The suivant day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your lire my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even lire this.
4. toi didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did toi notice I skipped number three.
7. toi don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that toi silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then toi realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But toi remember that a fact is something that can be proven right ou wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. toi wish toi never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch toi with the missing number this time. ou did I?
14. toi wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind lire powers amaze you.
16. toi totally forgot I was only supposed to tell toi ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even lire this.
4. toi didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did toi notice I skipped number three.
7. toi don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that toi silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then toi realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But toi remember that a fact is something that can be proven right ou wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. toi wish toi never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch toi with the missing number this time. ou did I?
14. toi wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind lire powers amaze you.
16. toi totally forgot I was only supposed to tell toi ten facts.
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children chant in a row, then toi sneeze and toi fall down. Did toi ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - toi used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how toi knew toi had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - toi know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down
Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children chant in a row, then toi sneeze and toi fall down. Did toi ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?
Now for the reality.
This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.
Ring a ring a rosies - toi used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how toi knew toi had the plague.
A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)
Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - toi know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)
Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.
Randomness lol.
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I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!
Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!
One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.
When he saw the coast was clear,
Once plus at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure par now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
