1. I kissed a frog and he daint turn into a prince instead it spat a fly in my face!
2. I kissed a dog and spit got in my mouth -yum
3. I kissed a pig and it burped in my mouth tasted of crap
4. I kissed the sidewalk and it tasted of wee tangy
5. I kissed a vampire and he bit me i nearly died and now im paralised
6. I kissed a tortue it and it kissed me back slowly
7. i kissed my reflection and my mirror was drooly
8. I kissed a guy and he rejected
9. I Kissed a baby and got sent to jail now i am a pedo
10. I kissed a girl and ...I liked it
2. I kissed a dog and spit got in my mouth -yum
3. I kissed a pig and it burped in my mouth tasted of crap
4. I kissed the sidewalk and it tasted of wee tangy
5. I kissed a vampire and he bit me i nearly died and now im paralised
6. I kissed a tortue it and it kissed me back slowly
7. i kissed my reflection and my mirror was drooly
8. I kissed a guy and he rejected
9. I Kissed a baby and got sent to jail now i am a pedo
10. I kissed a girl and ...I liked it
