Randomness

(This article is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of animé each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how toi want to be "Miku-Chan" when toi get older.

4. On haut, retour au début of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If toi have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...

Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that toi think they're Tom Cruise ou Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie étoile, star in question).
Ask the guy suivant to toi to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person suivant to you, "Are toi in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, toi have a very irate home,' she a dit governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that toi have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair par leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while toi were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while toi were talking

6. Had people tell toi that toi are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell toi that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush par your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for...