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SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do toi think toi could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank toi all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...
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1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys l’amour flirts.
3. A guy can like toi for a minute, and then forget toi afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are toi doing something?" ou "Have toi eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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DEMENTED POEMS

roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And montrer me your tits

roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And toi l’amour it up the shitter

roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

roses are shit
Violets are crap
montrer me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And avaler, hirondelle it down

roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
1. At the movies: When toi meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are toi doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t toi try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When toi ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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I found this hilarious article on pcworld.com
Don't know who the auteur is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's trophée Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a mot de passe other than "password" ou "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits suivant to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be plus imaginative.

I will not bore my boss par with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some plus excuses.

I will do less laundry and use plus deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The montrer was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids montrer that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The montrer had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my favori parts of the montrer was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

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Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did toi get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A manchot, pingouin rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four questions to determine the level of your intellect. Your réponses must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating ou wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: toi are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in seconde place.
In which position are toi now?

Answer:

If toi answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. toi overtook the seconde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the suivant question try not to be so dumb.

2 : If toi overtake the last...
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a boy was asked par his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes accueil and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother réponses " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad réponses "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she réponses "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she réponses "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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