Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that toi think they're Tom Cruise ou Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie étoile, star in question).
Ask the guy suivant to toi to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person suivant to you, "Are toi in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, toi have a very irate home,' she a dit governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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