1. Bye them a Twilight T-shirt.
2. Constently yell "Team Edward!" ou "Team Jacob!" (I prefer Team Edward)
3. When toi see a dog say "Oh my Twilight, It's a werewolf!"
4. Relate everything they say to something about Twilight.
5. Constently sing "SEXY VAMPIRE" at the haut, retour au début of your lungs when they're around.
6. When they say "I hate Twilight." start shaking really hard and when they ask toi whats wrong say "I'm about to turn into a werewolf like Jacob."
7. Recite phrases from the livres and say them to the Twilight haters.
8. Ask them if they think Rosalie is pretty.
9. Every time they speak reply with...
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