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Eight heure lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are toi a really bad singer, ou a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, toi shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, toi be allowed to touch the Londres broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time toi eat ou drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.


Hey! This article was too short so I have to write this sentence.
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RULES AND TIPS OF THE aléatoire SPOT
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•    You must speak fluent English, Sarcasm, Sexual Innuendo, Rudeness, and Meme
•    You must know quite a few "popular" fandoms. toi don't have to be in them, but know they're gonna be around. A lot of them are just fads, however.
•    You must know who the Rave Buddies are.
•    If toi troll, toi die. If you’re not a troll but troll once, it should be fine. But toi WILL get yelled at for trolling.
•    You must know the difference between...
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1. Grab your spoon and put nourriture on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water ou soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every table, tableau and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When toi take a drink of your water ou soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When toi got your dessert (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives toi a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
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Ok, here is the dream I had a couple of nights ago.
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I was in this picnic area, I don't really remember. So, there was this red headed lady and my grandma sitting at a picnic table, laughing. I came over. They were all hi hi and stuff. Then, this guy in a panda ours costume ran over. It wasn't a cute panda. He had a huge nose. No mouth and beady little eyes. FREAKY!
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RED HAIRED LADY: Did u ever want 2 hug a panda bear?
ME: Well, um, that's random
LADY: Your grandma told me that u like animals, so hug...
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