THE BOOK WAS BETTER

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A rage comic I made :D

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mintymidget210 The book is always going to be better than the movie. ^.^

BeastBoyCahill @Minty: Very true.

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plus to life than dreams.

posted by cute20k

Its stupid not to care.
But its useless
I'm not going anywhere.

Used to think sometimes it was ok to lie.
But now you've got me askin' why
Tell me, why'd toi let me think that I can fly?

What you've done is wrong.
F-Y-I thats the point of this song.

I know im stupid to think it.
But it was wrong to believe it.
Shoulda waited til I could see it.

So now,
Im Lost so howww
Did this happen?
And toi sit back just laughin
My cœur, coeur left to fractions.

Ive learned my lesson.
Theres plus to life than just a dream.
If toi don't have a back up for your fantasy..
Its gonna hurt plus than you'd think.

Are toi buying my trust?...

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Myspace Lies

posted by HaiSuG96

RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, vidéos and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i l’amour my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones toi see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they l’amour their haters, and sometimes I think "if toi l’amour your haters, then why do toi hate back?" seriously....

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Who invented the toilet?

posted by jujuh98

Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it a dit that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if toi don't then toi need to see a doctor!!

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132 Cures to Boredom.

posted by cute20k

1. Dial a aléatoire number and confuse the person who réponses par saying things like;
"Why did toi call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up aléatoire statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a aléatoire article like this.

4. At walmart ou somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, ou a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...

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22 reasons why being a guy is so much easier.

posted by Drisina

Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off toi aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so toi aren't the one stressed on birth control , toi do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutes tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell toi at what heure to be accueil when toi in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than accueil as a teenager cause your parents...

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Ten ways to impress your guy/crush, A guide for women. :)

posted by pandawinx

Hi! :)
Here are the haut, retour au début ten to impress the guy toi like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what toi want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its plus important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my Friends heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she a dit thanks...

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MDR xxxx

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I l’amour toi - International

posted by KilledbyanAngel

Tomorrow is Valentines Day, so here's an article - How to Say "I l’amour you!" in 51 different languages!

1. "I l’amour you!" (English

2."Ek is lief vir jou" (Afrikaans)

3. "أحبك" (Arabic)

4a. "Ես սիրում եմ քեզ" (Armenian)

4b. "Yes sirum yem" k’yez (Armenian - Phonetics)

5a. "Я кахаю цябе" (Belarusian)

5b. "JA kachaju ciabie" (Belarusian Phonetics)

6a. "Обичам те" [i](Bulgarian)

6b. "Obicham te" (Bulgarian - Phonetics)

7. "Et vull" (Catalan)

8a. "我愛你" (Chinese [traditional])

8b. "Wǒ ài nǐ" (Chinese [traditional] - Phonetics)

9. "Volim te" (Croatian)

10. "Miluji tě"...

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10 reasons why penguins are cool

posted by ky-chan

okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a liste why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their nourriture (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said

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My haut, retour au début 20 favori animated girls

posted by deathchick9

20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.

The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick cul, ass in life.

The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My favori Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.

The original dark magician...

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Fun things to do at the mall with your Friends

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Ok so me and my friend l’amour the mall but what makes it plus fun are the following

-When your Lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could toi please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When toi go into a store adress your friend par a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if toi go into one of those store that plays the musique REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but toi and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about aléatoire things. like terrorists ou something

Have fun with Friends at the mall!

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20 Things To Do in Band Class

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if toi can try the harmomonica ou the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...