aléatoire XD

it was on the net, don't blame me if it's crap.

1. Walk up to 2 girls with a cup in your hand, give it to one of them and say "WHOA TWO GIRLS ONE CUP!" then look seriously at them, say "Disgusting." and briskly walk away.

2. When toi see a group of people, follow them around and act as if toi belong with them, when they laugh, toi laugh, and after a while, when they're talking about something speak up and say "YEAH I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT toi MEAN!" then, when they look at you, just nod at them and say "Afternoon." and walk away.

3. Walk into McDonalds and say at the counter "Hey, have toi got anything...