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Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
 One has to climb 999 steps to reach the haut, retour au début
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
 STUNT par U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
 Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
 Tianmen Mountain Cableway
Tianmen Mountain Cableway
1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe toi 3 cans of your favori soda.
2. toi find a four leaf clover

3. toi are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. toi get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I l’amour you.

6. toi find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 plus people followed toi on twitter

9. toi meet your fav celebrity.

10. toi get a new car.



Yep! 10 things that montrer toi have bad luck is coming soon!




10 things that montrer toi have bad luck is coming soon!
A comedic spin on pop culture vampires and scary films in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I l’amour this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a montrer that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I l’amour this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I l’amour the characters. It's interesting and funny, I l’amour that its not a typical Disney comedy and I l’amour that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and citations and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If toi don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause toi are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. toi think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde ou skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of Candy
7. toi can do anything-but not everything
8. toi may be physically...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell toi a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told toi to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If toi die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The populaire girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my chemise on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If toi are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some aléatoire guy/girl = Is this siège empty?
toi = Yes and this one will be too if toi sit here.

I'll write plus soon!!!
 Emmanuel rayon, ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. photo courtesy fruit District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel rayon, ray will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted par actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted par Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits suivant Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have toi tried montrer him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed par funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like toi - very homosexually.
Contributed par funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - poisson Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first jour of 7th grade I was so excited to see my Friends after summer yay. Well the first jour of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my Friends Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m accueil and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She a dit “I might come back to page suivant semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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♥‿♥ ◙‿◙ ●‿● ^( '‿' )^ ^‿^ ❀‿❀ 乂◜◬◝乂
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⎝ᄽ⏝⏠⎠...
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! toi call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! toi DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All toi are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has plus dick! I have an army of Red Coats! toi have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so toi guy will need a babysitter!


*10 minutes later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 minutes later*
Amber:I wuv thé parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are toi doing?
Amber:Having a thé party!
Ashley:Can I...
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President ou Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a an plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
This canard walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do toi have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the canard leaves.

The suivant day, the canard returns and asks, "Do toi have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the canard leaves.

The jour after that, the canard walks in the store again and asks "Do toi have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told toi no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if toi come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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1. Every jour at school is the same
2. toi never know if your braids look digusting ou not
3. toi are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. toi would like to think that people notice ou even think about toi but toi are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows ou cares about
5. toi worry people will write nasty commentaires on your fanpop article that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all toi do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When toi only really have like 3 Friends at school and 2 of them...
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The montrer SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The montrer SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed par a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine minutes of the montrer may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob ou Caillou, in which images change plus slowly, ou to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
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I'm putting two funny articles together in one, hope toi enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I l’amour deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would toi know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what toi need, and I'll tell you...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy ours on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some nourriture while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the cuisine and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the cuisine was when Tina got accueil she saw what the cuisine was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their accueil the Teddy ours was hiding in the cuisine cupboard as it chuckled...
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15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course toi sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the haut, retour au début off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are toi discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...
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dear diary, today was the worst - first a car ran over my lunch so i had to rob somebody's lunch money, seconde i got a F on my history paper, third mrs perrywinkle slaped me with her ceinture serosly this is the 21 centery your not aloud to slap teenagers with belts, and forth when i got accueil my history paper fell out of my bag and my mother picked it up and started lire it so what did i do, i rushed upstairs into my room 1 seconde later i hear my mother scream off the haut, retour au début of her lungs LILLY GET toi BUT DOWN HERE...NOW!!!!!!!! god i said, so i go down. what is this she a dit uuummm my homework...
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