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haut, retour au début 10 signs your partner needs a vacation
1) He keeps handcuffing himself par accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants toi to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking toi if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and plus musique on the police channel
1) He keeps handcuffing himself par accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants toi to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking toi if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and plus musique on the police channel
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This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
toi may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that toi would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
l’amour toi in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate toi
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from toi can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about toi
before they go to sleep.
6. toi mean the world to someone.
7. toi are special and unique.
8. Someone that toi don't even know exists loves you.
9. When toi make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When toi think the world
has turned its back on toi
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments toi received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
toi may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that toi would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
l’amour toi in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate toi
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from toi can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about toi
before they go to sleep.
6. toi mean the world to someone.
7. toi are special and unique.
8. Someone that toi don't even know exists loves you.
9. When toi make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When toi think the world
has turned its back on toi
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments toi received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
