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plus Numa than toi ever wanted to hear. liens to every single Numa song I could find. You're welcome, ou maybe not. Here ya'll go.

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Do toi work at Subway? Because toi just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do toi want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang toi on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but toi can expect plus than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't toi like pizza?
Do toi work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw toi checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of...