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Ponder these imponderables!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

If toi tied buttered pain grillé to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when toi turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if toi open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when toi transport something par car, it's called a shipment, but when toi transport something par ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...

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"Elmo's World - Behind the Scenes"

added by IZlover48

IDK, just surfing Youtube and i found This!!!LOLXD

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THIS IS FUNNY

posted by jessicamc26

A stoner called the feu department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a fan of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I l’amour and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of toi for the rest of my life :)

I l’amour toi all! Have a beautiful, wonderful jour :D

-LOL!-

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Emails to ALice

posted by KatiiCullen94

dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that toi were real, that toi all were , that he was.
There is evidence that toi were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming ou not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and toi diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, ou did i make toi up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without toi i dont know. But i want to find out. Do toi think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...

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Night Surgeon Lyrics

posted by twilight0girl

link

Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can toi forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the rue physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your cul, ass like rembrandt!
Ha! toi Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when toi see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who toi are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what toi did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who toi are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with plus than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are toi busy?" ou "Are toi doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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Funny Stuff!

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Spongebob Poop - Magic conque Shell

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Marilyn Manson - Armageddon (Censored Video)

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'Deep Throat" Kermit The Frog On Family Guy

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OMFO (OH MY FLYING OSTRAGE) ITS SOOOOOOO FUCKIN FUNNY

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Fail

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MDR xxxx

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prank bug

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Grim Reaper dessins animés

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Infinite Horrors- Wacky animation

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SCIENCE SKILLS!!!

posted by fencingrocks

In my school, we have this dumb period called skills. It is last period, and we switch teachers every day. What we do in skills totally depends on the teacher we have.

Anyways, I was in science skills. My teacher was making us plot the track of Hurricane Katrina. He is oddly obsessed with hurricanes and no one knows why.

He put me at a science table, tableau in the back of the room, with this girl named Abigail.

Abigail and I had talked before, but we weren’t really that close.

I gathered my hurricane plotting materials, and placed them down on the black science table.

Once class started, Abigail and I...

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as toi are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let toi see us cry, unless we want toi to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if toi are interested. But we will later deny it ou make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot ou sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for toi (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if toi don't like what we wear...