aléatoire Article: 10 Things dudes NEED to get bout gurls

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posted by lauren777222

(1)We don't like to be used as a show-off fourrure ur friends:we know we r cute but we r meant to be only shown of fourrure our man. (2)We hate names like babes,hot thang,or chick. (3)We r sensible and some boys r ignorant to our FEELINGS-CARE MORE!!!!! (4)Love us;don't toy with Us! (5)Don't rush into serious actions,it makes us Uncomfortable! (6)Don't ask ur Friends to do it,do it yourself. (7)When u ask us we'll believe;if y'all text it,we'll supprimer it. (8)Don't be suctiony,we luv Space! (9)Don't pretend ya somethin ya not,we can smell fakeness. (10)Last,if ur older say 15 ou OLDER———DONT GET US PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!IT F**CKS US!!!!!!

deathding, Seddie4Ever and 1 other like this

TeamSongz4eva number 2 is somewhta erroneous....

TeamSongz4eva lol nice

lauren777222 Thxs

spunkyonyx #2 aint true for me! i love when my boyfriend calles me Babe! but other then at its good!

lauren777222 Thxs

PaisleyPark Woah. You need to work on your grammar.

lauren777222 I could've wrote it better but I was in a hurry because my laptop was about to do

anime123rox LOL totally true about me if you ask me online or dump me online expect me to tackle you or at least bite you so ehh

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awesome school joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

a boy was asked par his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes accueil and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother réponses " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad réponses "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she réponses "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she réponses "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...

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Fun and Probably Dangerous things to do when it snows!!!!

posted by llamalover565

Okay so if toi live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The suivant day, cut the balloons off and toi got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when toi can barely déplacer as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...

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Josh Groban - Believe - Polar Express Soundtrack - Instrumental Acoustic Karaoke

added by musiclover2015

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Tails, Cream And as a couple

added by PoddoChan

Source: DeviantARt.com

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Condoms are STYLISH!

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Source: AngelzFunnys.com

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Randomness

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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED par RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can supprimer the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused par Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle toi with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a cœur, coeur attack; his cœur, coeur lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

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Little Believer [cute20k/The purple alien ORIGINAL! SONG! LYRICS!}

posted by cute20k

INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do toi always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd toi treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...

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Ponder these imponderables!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

If toi tied buttered pain grillé to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when toi turn on the headlights?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if toi open it somewhere else?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when toi transport something par car, it's called a shipment, but when toi transport something par ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little...

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"Elmo's World - Behind the Scenes"

added by IZlover48

IDK, just surfing Youtube and i found This!!!LOLXD

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stupid

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Epic collier

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Source: Google image chercher

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Random.

added by EimieRose

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THIS IS FUNNY

posted by jessicamc26

A stoner called the feu department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a fan of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I l’amour and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of toi for the rest of my life :)

I l’amour toi all! Have a beautiful, wonderful jour :D

-LOL!-

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Emails to ALice

posted by KatiiCullen94

dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that toi were real, that toi all were , that he was.
There is evidence that toi were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming ou not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and toi diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, ou did i make toi up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without toi i dont know. But i want to find out. Do toi think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...

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Night Surgeon Lyrics

posted by twilight0girl

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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can toi forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the rue physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your cul, ass like rembrandt!
Ha! toi Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when toi see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who toi are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what toi did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who toi are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with plus than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are toi busy?" ou "Are toi doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...