aléatoire Article: bruno mars parody

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posted by iamagagamonster

~~ dont be offended, i l’amour bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way toi are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl toi need to shave

and when toi smile, the whole world ducks and takes cover for a while cos toi are disgusting, with ou without make up on

her lips her lips look at that cold sore oh how disgusting
her laugh her laugh she hates and but i have to agree

shes so creepy and i tell her everyday

oh toi kno toi know i always ask toi to change

if perfects what your searching for then toi need sherlock holmes

so don't even bother asking if toi look ok toi know id say

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl toi need to shave

and when toi smile, the whole world ducks and takes cover for a while cos toi are disgusting, with ou without make up on

the way toi areee
the way toi areee
girl your disgusting with ou without make up on

when i see your face
theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl toi need to shave

and when toi smile
the whole world ducks and takes cover for a while
cos toi are disgusting with ou without make up on
YEAH!

deathding, jamahl17 and 8 others like this

Lolly4me2 XD That made my night.

iamagagamonster haha thats good

trentgwenfan1 that is so funny

teamsalvatore98 lol

ilovepercy omg me n her made this up on the way to the bus stop XD thatrs awesome

iamagagamonster yea we did! ^^^^^^^^

LinaHarrow Awwww... how sweet!! I ecspecially loved this line: "the whole world ducks and takes cover for a while"

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How to avoid Brain Freeze

posted by cassie-1-2-3

Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal favori of mine) ou a plus scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell toi a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe toi can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when toi apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse ou Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up par chant plage Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say toi taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

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aléatoire guy and fortune cookie

posted by DxCluvr

Tell me if u think this is funny ou not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!

Cookie:Would toi like to hear your fortune?

Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?

Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*

Random guy: Uh toi gonna tell me my fortune?

Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?

Random guy: toi gonna tell me my fortune ou what?!?!?

Cookie:Why the hell would I tell toi your fortune?

Random guy: toi a dit toi WOULD!!!!

Cookie:Well have toi been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and biscuits, cookies don't talk nor tell people fortunes.

Random guy:0.o But you...

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fanpop Deserves plus than liars

posted by jedigal1990

ajl's user icon

Hello fellow aléatoire fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform toi that a certain new fanpoper with the nom d’utilisateur of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a question saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a forum saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now toi will not be able to find these two contributions why toi ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if toi want proof that she a dit this check out this forum
link
Now toi may ask...

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Funny citations

posted by Shelly_McShelly

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have donné us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We l’amour to be held, talked too but if toi press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very Rebelle generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...

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God hates me

posted by Lola90210

GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Friends but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...

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Abortion

posted by prettystar

Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I l’amour the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your cœur, coeur beat
Is my favori lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If toi could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my accueil though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes toi happy.
I always want toi to be happy.
I don't like it when toi cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with toi even though
You can't hear...

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MonaVie, This is NOT a wine!

posted by rolie1

Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.

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MonaVie™ features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature's haut, retour au début superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body's global, ensemble health.

The Premier Açai Blend™
MonaVie's delicious blend of body-beneficial fruits is designed to nourish your body with powerful antioxidants and...

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Ways to Annoy Your Professor

posted by BellaCullen96

Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to déplacer on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When toi leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe toi embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...

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aléatoire Jokes

posted by BellaSwan636

I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.

-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down bateau in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...

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The Naughty Builders

posted by Little_Cullen

O.K, so the other jour we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, toi know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once plus at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure par now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!

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there's something fishy about this...

posted by cheeeese

okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on fanpop for F.S. soo toi can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to rejoindre F.S. toi must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. thé is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...

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10 ways to ennoy an older sister

posted by TDIlover226

1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand suivant to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't toi even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, toi need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Friends then run up and sit between them and go...

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10 things NOT to do in a horror movie

posted by gabriellel93

So there has been a lot of new horror films coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help toi survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where toi are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...

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My REALLY aléatoire Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by penguin7710

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do toi like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do toi like ponies?

User: Yes. But, licornes are better.

Cleverbot: licornes aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE toi SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: toi a dit licornes aren't real. :( I thought toi were my friend....

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emo citations and sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that toi were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes toi can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One jour you'll ask me, "which is plus important to you, me ou your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing toi are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your l’amour does NOT work for that person,...

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laminin protein

posted by jeannette27

laminin protein cell

Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For par him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones ou powers ou rulers ou authorities;
all things were created par him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17

laminin protein cell

laminin cell

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Rise of the Guardian - Easter Bunny / Bunnymund

added by 3xZ

Cruise control with mapquest driving directions

posted by celinedion9x

Mapquest Driving Directions is a web mapping service that provides detailed driving directions, traffic updates, and maps for various modes of transportation, including cars, bicycles, and public transportation. Mapquest Driving Directions is available on the web, as well as on mobile devices through the Mapquest app.

Cruise control, on the other hand, is a feature found in many modern cars that allows drivers to set a constant speed for their vehicle. With cruise control, drivers can relax their feet and maintain a consistent speed without needing to constantly adjust the accelerator pedal....

MLP Fanart Discord and Iago Almost Stone

added by Crazedsitcomfan