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1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that toi can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the accueil Depot is plus saving and plus doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are plus than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite taught me to obey my thirst.
9.    LG taught me that life’s good.
10.    Apple taught me that everything’s easier on a Mac.
11.    Pillsbury taught me that nothing says loving like something in the oven.
12.    State Farm taught me that like a good neighbor, it’s there.
13.    Geico taught me that it’s so easy, a caveman could do it.
14.    Taco cloche, bell taught me to think outside the bun.
15.    Apple taught me to think different.
16.    Trix cereal taught me that Trix are for kids.
17.    Folgers taught me that the best part of waking up is the Folgers in your cup.
18.    Skittles taught me to taste the rainbow.
19.    Lucky Charms taught me that they are magically delicious.
20.    Tootsie Pops taught me that the world may never know how many licks it takes to get to its center.
21.     Toucan Sam taught me to follow your nose for the fruity taste that shows.
22.    Toyota taught me to déplacer forward.
23.    eBay taught me to buy it, sell it, and l’amour it.
24.    Subway taught me to eat fresh.
FRIENDS: Lend toi their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat ou drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why toi have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents par Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, par Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail toi out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting suivant to toi sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen toi cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else toi cried...just laugh about it with toi in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
CANCER
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel sûr, sans danger (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled par the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...
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posted by youknowit101
(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If toi don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of toi probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green jour is one of my favori bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon a dit what he a dit about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the fans on both sides...
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 an Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
an of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the rat symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good conseil but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up par chant plage Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say toi taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

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posted by heavenly13
yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, piano , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , toi know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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posted by boomerlover
Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor par floor, and once toi find what toi are looking for, toi can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling toi what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The Friends laugh and without hesitation...
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posted by brooki
Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope toi realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good Friends don't let toi do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! toi actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If toi met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up par chant plage Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say toi taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if toi have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...
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"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT rendez-vous amoureux, date IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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added by Mollymolata
posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that toi were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes toi can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One jour you'll ask me, "which is plus important to you, me ou your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing toi are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your l’amour does NOT work for that person,...
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added by liridonarama96
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Yes I know what your gonna say

“Connor Breaking Bad is SOOO 2008, stop living the past toi pathetic piece of Canadian dog shit.”

Well firstly, fuck you.. No but seriously Breaking Bad has gone down as one of the greatest shows of the récent decade, it has won many awards and skyrocketed Bryan Cranston’s career as plus as just the bumbling idiot in sitcoms.

But why am I talking about it so late in the game.. cause I’m mature now, at least I like to think I am. Mature enough to finally ‘really’ get this show.. Its the sins of Greed and Pride.. How having too much of both can turn...
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People liked my old Chair de poule articles so in the spirit of October lets do this...


BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired par a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, toi know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck par lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..


WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...
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1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, toi know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did toi find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: toi don't deserve this.. toi don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What toi gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell toi (add voice) toi should probably be...
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