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Are toi addicted? Are toi a super fan? Are toi just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are toi on fanpop too much?

1. toi see something toi like, and think Oh, I want to fan that club!

2. toi start shipping people toi know ou see.

3. toi hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. toi hear something awesome and immediately want to go on fanpop and change your motto.

5. toi hear something and toi want to commentaire on it.

6. toi have great ideas of something toi should post on fanpop at completely aléatoire times of day.

7. toi get a new favori and HAVE to go update your profile.

8. toi think of something funny ou aléatoire and want to go post it on the aléatoire wall.

9. toi want to start actually saying things like "XD" ou "LOL" ou "JK".

Do toi suffer from any of these symptoms? I do. Carefull, we just might be on fanpop too much.

Got any ideas for plus on the list? Add em in comments. I'll add plus if I can think of em.
posted by sapherequeen
It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different rue in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made toi feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of accueil that it always gave me. I also made new Friends immediately; a little girl named...
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Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a banane strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the liste toi have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the banane peel. Bananas like to be wackos and montrer themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if toi are near a slippery...
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table, tableau with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the lait carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check ou charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a télévision set in her purse.
"So, do toi always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...
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posted by McDreamyluva
LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did toi get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been donné your share !

HE: Will toi come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make toi very happy
SHE: Why? Are toi leaving?

HE: What would toi say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1) If l’amour is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should toi believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that chiens l’amour to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at toi if toi blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a arbre falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pentagone were...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a casserole, cocotte

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole canard

•    All foam, no beer...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the suivant car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The plus it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying toi should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the commentaires which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz toi hate America."

3. When toi go to the princible's office, and when he asks why toi were sent, say, "I wrote that toi sucked...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited par mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah dessert and traveled par Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an pomme tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened pain which is pain made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
toi came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one jour embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I l’amour the special bond that we beutifully share,
I l’amour the way toi montrer u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever sûr, sans danger within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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1)At the movies: When toi meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are toi doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't toi try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When toi ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer beurre Masala" dish good?...
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xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as toi can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when toi laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...
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* orange Lavaburst
* pêche, peach (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rose Lemonade
* fraise Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Candy pomme cooler


[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* fruit Pow
* fruit Punch
* Orange
* orange Supernova
* rose Lemonade
* framboise Kiwi
* Strawberry
* fraise Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C acide, sure Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Did toi really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be plus than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special jour
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that jour
there was lots to be a dit
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When toi a dit "I l’amour you"
I a dit "I l’amour toi too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be plus
What if I did...
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10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) déplacer everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an éléphant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...
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10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if toi sometimes feel sad ou depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to toi sorry, but if your in any other country, then toi still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When toi think of chocolat everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. If using a touch-tone, press aléatoire numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their questions with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. "Do not use if toi cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping ou unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. toi can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say toi should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching télévision par candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find télévision very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO toi - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring toi the news of fail blog sooner...

some of toi may know but the rest of toi probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your jour to jour FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most aléatoire posts of failed photo shots of failures posté par dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make toi laugh! toi can take failed pictures your self...
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