1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's musique teacher once a dit of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball, basket-ball team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a mois and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's musique teacher once a dit of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball, basket-ball team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a mois and dropped out forever.
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken traverser, croix the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck traverser, croix the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man traverser, croix the road?
A: To get to the seconde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey traverser, croix the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey traverser, croix the road?
A: To get hit par my car.
Q: Why did the woman traverser, croix the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck traverser, croix the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man traverser, croix the road?
A: To get to the seconde hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey traverser, croix the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey traverser, croix the road?
A: To get hit par my car.
Q: Why did the woman traverser, croix the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell toi 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person toi don't know
2)Then twirl another aléatoire persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a aléatoire persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool chant the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and montrer them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a aléatoire person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person toi don't know
2)Then twirl another aléatoire persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a aléatoire persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool chant the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and montrer them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a aléatoire person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!