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1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands


6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their favori cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the plage at midnight.

10. Write poésie for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when toi mean it and make sure they know toi mean it.

13. Give aléatoire gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl toi ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every seconde possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes.

17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her toi l’amour her, and Kiss her lightly.


18. When in public, only flirt with each other.

19. Put l’amour notes in their pockets when they aren't looking.

20. Buy her a ring.

21. Sing to each other.

22. Always hold her around her hips/sides.

23. Take her to dîner and do the dîner for two deal.

24. Spaghetti? (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)

25. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, Kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.

26. Dance together.

27. I l’amour the way a girl looks right after she's fallen asleep with her head in my lap.

28. Do cute things like write I l’amour toi in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it.

29. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes

30. Even if toi are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I l’amour you.

31. Call from your vacation spot to tell them toi were thinking about them.

32. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.

34. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.

35. Be Prince Charming to her parents.

36. Brush her hair out of her face for her.

37. Hang out with his/her friends.

38. Go to church/pray/worship together.

39. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.

40. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice.

41. Describe the joy toi feel just to be with him/her.

42. Make sacrifices for each other.

43. Really l’amour each other, ou don't stay together.

44. Let there never be a seconde during any donné jour that toi aren't thinking about them, and make sure they know it.

45. l’amour yourself before toi l’amour anyone else.

46. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.

47. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.

48. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.

49. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.

50. Never forget the Kiss goodnight and always remember to say, "Sweet dreams."

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Expanded on from a Tumblr post I saw.

Kids, there's no such thing as an opposite gender ou sex. That belief is fucking toxic.

The phrases imply there are only two genders and only two sexes. That's very very very very wrong - take it from me, a nonbinary kid who doesn't identify as fully a girl ou a boy.

'Cause look, there are boys and there are girls. Most people are like that. But toi can also be neither a boy nor a girl. ou toi can be a little of both. ou something else entirely. There aren't just two genders and being nonbinary is probably a little plus common than toi think.

And there aren't...
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(This is a new series where I negatively review classic stories. And yes, I do like this story and I will like all the others I will do in the future, but I just thought this was a fun idea so... There toi go.)

So I'm pretty sure par now we all know this story. It's a timeless tale of adventure, and has a very important moral at the end. This story focuses on 3 pigs building houses to protect themselves from a loup and taught kids that time and effort equals success. :)

BUT SINCE I'M A NITPICKING DOUCHE-BAG WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE SHIT, I'm going to criticize this story as much as I can, pointing...
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posted by yamishadow2001
(Note: I will swear i might rage a bit but B-E-A-R with me get it? No okay...)

Story: toi are playing as a security guard to work the night shift from 12 AM-6 AM your goal try to survive the night with a certain amount of power without getting killed for 5 nights... ou 7 we will get to that in a minute and who is trying kill apparently "Kid Friendly" animtronics that we will also get to in a minute as well so that is the story pretty much.

Characters: The characters are toi of course. Troll: We all know that dumbass hur hur hur! Oh shut up!*clears throat* as I was saying there is the phone guy...
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posted by lexidude92
Everyone is sitting on a canapé (being bored)

Libra: What's on on tv?
Virgo: Nothing right now, just keep on daydreaming...
Cancer: THERE'S NOTHING TO DREAM ABOUT!!
Leo: I agree with Cancer, I'm bored, let's watch some tv ou go outside to get some fresh air.
Sagittarius: I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Leo.
Aries: usually, there is no fresh air outside.
Leo: No, actually, toi can't see how fresh the air is out there.
Sagittarius: What?
Leo: *sighs*, your deaf, arn't you?
Sagittarius: No.
Aquarius: I'd listen to some songs...
Leo: nah, I'm fine.
Virgo: at 4:30 we can watch tv.
Leo: why?
Virgo: because....
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all toi can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your cœur, coeur and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all toi can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do toi think...
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Dating Version 2.0: Modern Dating

Some of the old ways of dating could be use an upgrade. Welcome 2014 with these new and improved rules!

For most of us, the best--and usually our first--source of our dating conseil is our family. We rely on the experiences and wise words of Mom, Sister, and in some cases even Grandmother, for the do's and don'ts of boys and relationships. But as years pass by, it might be time to rule out some of Mom's and Grandma's old (and old-fashioned) rules on dating and come up with reasonable guidelines that appeal to plus modern minds.

The Old Way:
~Date only boys who...
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posted by uploaded900
For a while, I've been thinking of making an article on my influential celebs and here they are. This liste is just on entertainers. I'm not the biggest celebrity person, but these have inspired me in some sort of way and I l’amour them! Instead of putting trashy people and basic bitches (whose names I won't name) on a pedestal, here are some people I'd like to talk about who should get some credit for the great individuals that they are. I'd also like to add that it's just my opinion and I'd l’amour to hear what you've got to say.

HONORABLE MENTIONS

 The Realist
The Realist


Emma Watson
Emma Watson is one...
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Survey reveals haut, retour au début 50 funniest jokes ever told

[HK]

A joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman's ugly baby has been voted the funniest gag ever told. Researchers examined plus than 1,000 jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 and getting 36,000 people to vote for their favourites. Source: Onepoll.com

Comedy genius Tommy Cooper had par far the most jokes in the list, which also includes gags par Peter Kay and Lee Evans.

Jokes ranged from the legendary one-liner about a zoo with just one dog being a 'shitzu' - to ones about wives, husbands, blondes and foreigners.

The study was...
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