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posted by nessienjake
wow! I seriously didn't know that!
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!



Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)

Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)

About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while toi sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)

The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to chercher for water.
(FACT!)

John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a
Gentleman" and "Tootsie".
(FACT!)

Among the musique catalogs that Michael Jackson owns the rights to is the South Carolina State anthem.
(FACT!)

If all the veins in your body were laid end-to-end, you'd be dead.
(FACT!)

In most télévision commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
(FACT!)

Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
(FACT!)

The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in
1903 used a tomate can for a carburetor.
(FACT!)

Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana.
(FACT! They were seventh cousins)

If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
(FACT!)
AS toi can tell, i am no longer going into the spot where i should of wrote this. To all members of the aléatoire spot i am sorry it's just a fighting issue. I'm not posting this in the TDI spot becuase i am leaving that spot. toi guys just keep on fighting! Please, please stop it! toi are wrecking the fanpop family, and toi are breaking my heart. Please, i am begging you! If toi have any kindness left in you, please just say sorry.



FORGIVE AND FORGET,LIFE IS TOO SHORT WITHOUT REGRETS.


This is stupid! Fighting, i mean when i first joined fanpop, there was no fighting at all. Now there is about 3 people leaving a day. So if toi want about only 60 out of the 1461 fans, go ahead. But im done with it.
posted by rolie1
MY CAT BUBBA WILL WALK ACROSS ME TO GET 2 PLACES... SO ONE jour I WAS SLEEPING I WAS HAPPY,PEACEFUL, AND EVERYTHING U COULD IMAGINE UNTIL... BUBBA JUMPS ON THE lit AND I GUESS HE WANTED TO GET 2 THE OTHER SIDE SO HE WALKED ACROSS MY HEAD 2 GET THERE.... THAT WOKE ME UP AND IT WAS LIKE 5:00 IN THE MORNING... I WAS MAD SO MY MOM YELLED AT HIM 4 ME..... THE suivant MORNING I WAS SO TIRED...

AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA

THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!
posted by grasshopper101
Okay so one jour my mom was accueil alone and she walked into the house and there was a écureuil sitting on the couch. My mom started screaming and the écureuil started flying all over the house!! She stood on the back of the canapé and the écureuil flew all around her and she was like so scared!!! She called my dad and told him to come accueil so he did and then when he walked in the door he got my remote car and it finally flew out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! She was scared every night to go to sleep for like 8 weeks cause she thought the écureuil was in her bed!!!
Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to Friends about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in l’amour with crush

Step 10: Imagine having bébés with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
I'm tired. Very tired. I got hardly any sleep last night, I was too busy on fanpop. Damn toi fanpop!

Did toi know, I had a science test today? Well, toi do now. And it went into break. Yes, the whole of break! I thought that we were going to get some time to chill afterwards but oh no, I had to go straight to English, grrr.
And I'd finished the test; so I may as well have gone outside and been able to eat! Because then I was just hungry and I wait another two hours to eat something. :(
And meanwhile, my friend got to do it in another room, because last time she talked too much in the exam hall,...
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For reasons as of yet unknown, fanpop seems to have something against the website b L o g s p o t . c o m -- posting liens from this site will cause toi to get temporarily suspended.
We first noticed this when I tried to link a blog from that site with my 'main' account, lucius_malloy, and got temporarily suspended. Later this happened with a total of five other accounts: luciusmalloy (my first back-up account), harrypotterbest, Accio_Pandorica, lumiss and Gemonkus.
We have contacted fanpop about this issue and are hoping for a reply soon, but in the mean time, we are warning toi against posting...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
5) Flyleaf
Flyleaf is a Christian rock band with inspiring and powerful lyrics belted out par the amazing Lacey Mosley. Their albums are Flyleaf and Memento Mori, which is plus recent. Some songs of their best songs are "Sorrow," "Again," and "Tiny Heart."


4) All Time Low
Members are Jack Barakat, Zack Merrick, Rian Dawson, and lead singer Alex Gaskarth, and they're all incredibly good-looking. The pop punk band plays songs that remind me of summer, partying with friends, and the occasional heartbreak. Some must-listen-to songs par them are "Coffee boutique Soundtrack," "Toxic Valentine," and "Poison."...
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posted by MiizLadiDiime
1. chewed chewing gum under your table, tableau must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva

2. If toi lick your sweat toi can see the future

3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal

4. yur teacher has seen toi in da douche no JOKE

4. people be sick on toi all the time right want to know why it because your ugly

5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth

6.Aliens will abduct toi one jour and steal your brain

7.you will live on a farm

8.im sorry but toi see dat guy behind u he is going to kill toi

9. i like flying wid da monkeys

10. toi cany dance ou sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING

11. i am a pervert and im comming for toi salut sexi
This is for a very nice and friendly person, that toi know as Animefan66 (Kasey) and I know as the greatest person ever.
This article is written for all the meanhearted people to Kasey.

Thank toi so much to the people who are nice to Kasey and respect him. =]

There are people are here that are very mean to Kasey, and I feel that if toi have nothing good ou nice to say to Kasey. THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND DON'T SPEAK AT ALL!!

I don't see how anyone can be so mean to one person on a daily basis. Its rude, mean and disrespectful.If toi had a cœur, coeur toi would keep your commentaires to yourselves,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

3. "For use on animaux only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

4. "For use par trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either par falling...
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posted by breebree446
• Specify that this order is "To Go".
• At midnight, ask if toi are too early for Breakfast.
• When ordering, start talking about the problems toi were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
• Laugh loudly when asked if toi would like fries with your order.
• When asked if they can take your order, tell them toi are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them toi have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
• Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets – That’s all.
• When they hand toi your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your...
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Made par OutbackZack. He is so funny
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