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1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys l’amour flirts.
3. A guy can like toi for a minute, and then forget toi afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are toi doing something?" ou "Have toi eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when toi talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell toi many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell toi many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When toi touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what toi are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" ou makes any excuses when you're asking him to do toi a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like toi and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. toi have to tell a guy what toi really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys l’amour their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get toi a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. toi can never understand him unless toi listen to him.
29. If a guy tells toi he loves toi once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before toi believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with toi may end up being admired par your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells toi about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. toi don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes toi is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep toi off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys l’amour girls with brains plus than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years ou more.
51. toi have to tell a guy what toi really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in l’amour and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot plus than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigres in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks toi to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut ou silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as l’amour at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who coup de poing harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys l’amour girls who can cook ou bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has plus problems than toi can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do plus repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are plus talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still l’amour them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked ou pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all par his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of toi ou he's criticizing you.
87. When toi catch him cheating on toi and he asks for a seconde chance, give it to him. But when toi catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets toi go, he really loves you.
89. If toi have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at toi and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves toi plus than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance livres that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. toi can tell if a guy is really hurt ou in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks toi for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters toi and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. toi can truly say that a guy has good intentions if toi see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for conseil not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys l’amour toi plus than toi l’amour them if they are serious in your relationships.
posted by sakurahanazono
Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and toi have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation par saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall ou any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way toi laugh as toi wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt ou Uncle. If toi dare, hug them.
5. While passing a aléatoire stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone toi love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard ou hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as toi open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 minutes ou so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring ou your nails on the blackboard suivant time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. suivant concert toi go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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A rapide, swift lunge at your soul but it's all in the mind
If toi want to stuff me in a suit I'm sure you'll find
That the things that'll creep ya are sure to beat ya
Got to stay alive ou they're going to meet ya

10 Rooms 5 vents and no doors at all
Not even a flashlight and no time to stall
Delay for a moment and through the vents they'll crawl
Almost dead, every sound I dread, and I see him in the hall.

YOYOYOYO WHAT'S UP BRO!?
YOU'RE THE NEW GUY, HIGH FIVE, TOO SLOW!
JUST LIVE FIVE NIGHTS, EACH ONE'S DIFFICULTY'S GREATER
YOU GOT THE BASICS DUDE, ALRIGHT SEE toi LATER!

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