Rules that guys wished girls knew..........
1. If toi think you're fat, toi probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If toi ask a question toi don't want an answer to, expect an
answer toi don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless toi are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. chiens are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon ou the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything toi wear is fine. Really.
13. toi have enough clothes.
14. toi have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if toi must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what toi want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what jour it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is plus difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes toi think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we a dit 6 ou 8 months il y a is inadmissible in an
argument. All commentaires become null and void after 7 days.
30. If toi don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we a dit can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes toi sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty toi are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if toi don't want the genie to come out.
34. toi can either ask us to do something ou tell us how toi want it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever toi have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
toi do.
39. Telling us that the mannequins in the men's magazines are
airbrushed makes toi look jealous and petty and it's
certainly not going to deter us from lire the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.
If this offended any Girls throughout this‚ i'm sorry... but us girls should know this
1. If toi think you're fat, toi probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present, again!
5. If toi ask a question toi don't want an answer to, expect an
answer toi don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless toi are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
every other cat.
9. chiens are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon ou the changing of the tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not sport.
12. Anything toi wear is fine. Really.
13. toi have enough clothes.
14. toi have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if toi must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and
your Dad probably is too.
17. Ask for what toi want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what jour it is. He never will. Mark
anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Yes, pissing standing up is plus difficult than peeing from
point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes toi think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz
together.
29. Anything we a dit 6 ou 8 months il y a is inadmissible in an
argument. All commentaires become null and void after 7 days.
30. If toi don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we a dit can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes toi sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty toi are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if toi don't want the genie to come out.
34. toi can either ask us to do something ou tell us how toi want it done- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever toi have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like
toi do.
39. Telling us that the mannequins in the men's magazines are
airbrushed makes toi look jealous and petty and it's
certainly not going to deter us from lire the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was
the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.
If this offended any Girls throughout this‚ i'm sorry... but us girls should know this
1. Steal Edwards ipod and fill it with nothing but Rap and fill Emmetts with classical.
2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.
3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.
4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.
5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.
6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.
7.Sell Edwards piano.
8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.
9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.
10.Pretend that toi can see the future and that toi can read minds, when Edward ou Alice say that they can laugh at them.
11.Call Edward a stalker.
12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.
13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.
2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.
3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.
4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.
5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.
6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.
7.Sell Edwards piano.
8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.
9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.
10.Pretend that toi can see the future and that toi can read minds, when Edward ou Alice say that they can laugh at them.
11.Call Edward a stalker.
12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.
13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.
A Mary Sue and Gary Stu couple. :P
Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
