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Anagrams

An Anagram, as toi all know, is a word ou phrase made par transposing ou rearranging the letters of another word ou phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste ou is deadly at Scrabble. When toi rearrange the letters:

Dormitory .................................. Dirty Room

Evangelist................................. Evil's Agent

Desperation.............................. A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code..................... Here Come Dots

Slot Machines......................... Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity................................ Is No Amity

Mother-in-law..........................Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms........................ Alas! No plus Z's

Alec Guinness......................... Genuine Class

Semolina................................... Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries......... Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point...................... I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes.................... That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two..................... Twelve plus one

Contradiction......................... Accord not in it

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA......................... TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS


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How to have fun in math class...

Student: *Enters math class, sits at desk*
Math Teacher: Alright students, today we're studying weight. Now if one cartons weight is one pound and I buy three and a half more, then what do I have in grams?
Student: *Raises hand*
Math Teacher: *Points to student* Yes?
Student: A problem that will kill you, smoker
Math Teacher: -_- Moving on...Now students, if I have eight cakes that each weigh half a pound and I add whip topping to the haut, retour au début and the added topping now makes it weigh a pound plus *GCO*
Student: DANG HOW MUCH WHIP CREAM DID toi PUT ON THE PIE?!
Math Teacher:...
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toi can only live once, but if toi do it right, once is enough. -Mae West

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. -Albert Einstein

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. -Robert Frost

It is better to be hated for what toi are than loved for what toi are not. -André Gide

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. -J.K. Rowling

Sometimes the questions are difficult but the réponses are simple. -Dr. Seuss

Everything toi can imagine is real. -Pablo Picasso

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science...
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*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true Friends Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the guitare player (Billy rayon, ray Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I l’amour toi all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about toi man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!

Selena:Suuuuuure...

Joe:They were!

All:Riiiiiiiiiight......

Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are you...
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