I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
2. "Hey, are toi busy?" ou "Are toi doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them
6. Guys will do anything just to get toi to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when toi talk about your ex-boyfriend ou ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes toi wants to be the only guy toi talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy Friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are plus emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what toi are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before toi trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with toi may end up being admired par your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells toi about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. toi don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes toi is when he teases you.
22. Guys l’amour toi plus than toi l’amour them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot ou cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes toi a whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for conseil from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook ou conseil book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in l’amour and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the suivant couple days ou until the suivant time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance livres that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks toi to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, toi know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid toi ou is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at toi for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who coup de poing harder than they do.
43. A guy has plus problems than toi can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls plus than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even plus to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
53. We l’amour it when girls talk about there ass.
54. Always make sure toi know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy , like whether it's a one time deal ou not .
55. Believe it ou not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to. It may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like livres after toi just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours.
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants toi sexually.
57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.
58. Guys l’amour neck rubs and if he lets toi keep doing it, it means that he really likes toi ou his neck really hurts.
59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is toi want to let him go and he will respect that after toi let him know a couple times.
60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes toi and wants to be with toi as much as possible.
it's so true too!!!! (I think)
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
2. "Hey, are toi busy?" ou "Are toi doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all jour but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them
6. Guys will do anything just to get toi to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when toi talk about your ex-boyfriend ou ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes toi wants to be the only guy toi talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
10. Don't talk about your guy Friends to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are plus emotional than they'd like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what toi are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before toi trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with toi may end up being admired par your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells toi about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. toi don't need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes toi is when he teases you.
22. Guys l’amour toi plus than toi l’amour them if they are serious in your relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot ou cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes toi a whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for conseil from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook ou conseil book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in l’amour and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the suivant couple days ou until the suivant time he spends time with the girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance livres that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks toi to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, toi know something's up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid toi ou is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at toi for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who coup de poing harder than they do.
43. A guy has plus problems than toi can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls plus than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even plus to them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
53. We l’amour it when girls talk about there ass.
54. Always make sure toi know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy , like whether it's a one time deal ou not .
55. Believe it ou not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to. It may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like livres after toi just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours.
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants toi sexually.
57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.
58. Guys l’amour neck rubs and if he lets toi keep doing it, it means that he really likes toi ou his neck really hurts.
59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is toi want to let him go and he will respect that after toi let him know a couple times.
60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes toi and wants to be with toi as much as possible.
it's so true too!!!! (I think)
DEMENTED POEMS
roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And montrer me your tits
roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And toi l’amour it up the shitter
roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
roses are shit
Violets are crap
montrer me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And avaler, hirondelle it down
roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And montrer me your tits
roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And toi l’amour it up the shitter
roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
roses are shit
Violets are crap
montrer me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And avaler, hirondelle it down
roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? toi know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let toi go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are toi enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling toi how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? toi know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let toi go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are toi enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling toi how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
