aléatoire Article: Let Me Tell toi About This Product

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell toi about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed par many aléatoire ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products ou apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined par an idiot that posté a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would toi do something like that?

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Hi, I'm Molly Molata, and I'm upset with Spamdex, because they posté spam on my spam about Miraculous Ladybug. It's a terrible show, but I wanted to make people angry par posting useless pictures about it, and now they have to be deleted in order to remove Spamdex's spam.

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Hey, this is Niko Zguri, ou toi may know me as TimberHumphrey. Bogart. I'm upset with Spamdex, because they use AI to post articles, and commentaires that take up too much space. This prevents people from lire the articles, and commentaires that they actually want to read.

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Wow! Look at all those positive reviews! Spamdex is really doing the internet a favor. Until suivant time folks, this is Steven Ovonel. Thank toi for being harassed, and annoyed par our work.

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Todd McFarlane Splits His Time at Thrillville and Airblades into the Urbz (PS2 Cents Mini)

posted by windwakerguy43

Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, plus condensed reviews but toi get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, ou didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade

Okay, so let me start out par saying this. This game is already infinitely...

Summon Satan to Solve the Case - SMT Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. The Soulless Army (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy43

So the Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a pretty well known series of games. And I’m not just saying that because it’s really Persona that people care about and Shin Megami Tensei has flown under the radar completely, no I’m not bitter, you’re bitter. Shut up. But this is not about me gushing over how great SMT Nocturne is. There are some people who don’t know about it, ou absolute heathens, some of them known as sundaes that are of the plastic variety, that say it’s just bad, which is fine, one is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong they are. Regardless, Nocturne was a...

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Merry Freakin' Christmas - jour 17: Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22

posted by windwakerguy43

Dragon Ball Z, a montrer from many people’s childhood, myself included. It was a montrer that had stylish animation and art to it, insane battles, and a montrer where characters would die. In the 90s, this shit was hardcore. Dragon Ball Z has dwindled in popularity recently, still very much popular, but not as much as it once was, probably due to Super being… the worst fucking thing. Hey, speaking of the worst fucking thing, Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22. Why 22, we’ll get into that. Published par Infograms in America, but Bandai in Japan, the game was developed par Tose Software, who has made...

An old Nightmare on Elms rue spoof I made

posted by Canada24

Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored par a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized gant weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told toi if toi keep falling asleep, their gonna kick toi outta here"...

Broadway Limited

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Jazz Band: *Playing musique with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...

Nik EXPLOITS Horror films for a Halloween article

posted by windwakerguy43

So horror movies…. I’m seeing a lot of movie, not a lot of horror. It takes a lot for me to be disturbed par a movie nowadays. livres have the ability to let toi think about the horror and let toi imagine it yourself, and video games let toi experience it from a first hand perspective, but films are not the best with making toi feel scared. Even the good horror films don’t do a good job at being scary. However, there is a subgenre out there that uses low budget and haunting imagery to give it a disturbing feeling. The world of exploitation horror films. So, today, on Hallow’s Eve, I...

In-Indie - Slime Rancher

posted by windwakerguy43

Already, everyone, I’m gonna level with you. I haven’t been out of my house in three weeks. I haven’t seen the son, I only leave my room to eat ou use the bathroom, and I’ve been glued to my chair for so long that it has left a permanent mark of my ass. And why is it that I have been in such a horrid state? Because I’ve been playing nothing but Slime Rancher.

Where do I even begin to talk about a game such as this. This is a game that feels so well crafted and so perfectly made that toi can feel the developers l’amour and care in it. They make mises à jour frequently for the game and...

C.C.🌹💖

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twerking chicken

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Overwatch Parody: Nightmare Before Christmas

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a table, tableau in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before Christmas was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If toi haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time toi begin now.

Song (Start at 1:19): link

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A scare corbeau, corneille spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in Halloween decor.

Reapers: *Singing*...

Canada24 reviews Halloween 3: SEASON OF THE WITCH

posted by Canada24

Welcome of my Halloween inspired movie reviews.

I been lire many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his Halloween review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villain s.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the films became worse and worse.. Even after Halloween H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.....

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards par an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

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Folk Aesthetic

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Rei Asaka (Oniisama e...)

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Rei Asaka (Oniisama e...)

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Mariko Shinobu (Oniisama e...)

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The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards par an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

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Cat and Donkey

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Halloween Monsters Song (Tiny Toons parody)

posted by aldrine2016

Song tune: link

They're scary, they're spooky,
And ugly, morbid, kooky,
More frightening than Hooky,
They'll scare your jinkies out,
They're horror dispensers,
Their spookies just get denser,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll make toi wave and pout,

So here is the graveyard, it's the monsters' world apart,
Their spooky home,
That has some bones,
October's work of art,

The decs are almost ready,
So hurry up from Freddy,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll do their part,

They're stiffy, they're bony,
A pair of Skele-tonies,
Count Dracula's not lonely,
'Cause he sucks the people's blood,
A werewolf and...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards par an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...