aléatoire Article: Announcing The Annual Opposite jour

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posted by SilentForce

Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite jour last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this an because after making a vote about whether ou not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite jour on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this rendez-vous amoureux, date was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.

P.S.
If anyone has any disagreements about the rendez-vous amoureux, date than feel free to contact me.

MeiMisty, Karoii-chan and 3 others like this

TheLefteris24 https://youtu.be/gBNxGZP49ls

zanhar1 Now lets see if I remember the correct day lmao.

Rihanna312 ^

SilentForce ^^ Don't worry,I will remind you of it

JetBlack__ I guess xD

BlindBandit92 "shrugs" If I remember and if I am not busy.

Karoii-chan Sorry, I'm late! Noted. We'll celebrate it every year from next November onwards, God-willing, hopefully. <3

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tell all my Friends i'm dead

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Stress Relief

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Lost & Found Pet Signs

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Cutest cartoon boys ever

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Some pictures from my favourite cartoon:Winx Club ♥

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Funny Signs

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Why? (Please read)

posted by ITF

par Jami Sassone

The man with the metal rod returns today
He summons me in the most painful way
It burns. It stings. It's scorching hot.
I yell, "please stop!" He will not
Why?

To the rack; I brace for the worst
He violates me again; this time's not the first
Back to my cage, to wonder how long
Yearning for réponses to what I've done wrong?

Nine months later the answer arrives
I now have someone for whom to survive
Three times I've felt love, one being today
Three times, as well, it's been taken away.
Why?

My lait is for you, not him all
You enjoy what toi eat, but remember my calls
When the cheese melts nicely...

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Interesting facts on crêpes

posted by tecna535

crêpes can be found in many cultures around the world, although they might not use the same ingredients as pancakes, they are generally similar in taste and texture.

Maple syrup, which goes great with pancakes, is actually a arbre sap, that comes from the érable tree, which is found mostly in the Canadian region.

The French often make a wish while turning the pancake during the cooking process, while holding a coin in the other hand.

The first recipe for crêpes were listed in the 15th century, in a English cookbook.

The world's largest pancake was cooked in Roch-dale Manchester in the an 1994,...

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Someone To Ask For Help (YJ:I fanfic(Spoilers!)

posted by numnumyellow67

NOT SLASH!
Note: I can not freaking write ;3;
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Jaime couldn't believe how much the newest team member, the hyperactive teen speedster from the future, had seemed to enjoy being around him. It seemed whenever they were even in the same room together Bart would rush over to start talking to him. He didn't know why his new friend had liked him so much, he liked everybody on the team, but not near as much as him.

It wasn't anything extremely close, but it was close as two guys could get without being gay. That may sound strange, but it's pretty much the only way one...

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20 "funny cause its true" facts

posted by sideshowbobbart

1) toi will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) toi will check the Fridge to see if any nourriture has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and toi are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) toi hate it when toi run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when toi are in the middle of a huge argument and realize toi are wrong

8) toi think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 minutes after the right moment

9)...

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The Evil Teddy Bear: This is starting to be a nightmare

posted by darktheheghog

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...

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How To Deal With Rude People.

posted by tamar20

Abounding times in your life toi will meet mean ou rude people that toi dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This article will teach toi all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes ou they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", ou toi can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...

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Why I Think Bullies and Mean Girls Act the Way They Do

posted by madisonsavanna

One jour a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are toi laughing? I just insulted all of toi losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how toi feel toi have to take the time to make fun of us. toi obviously...

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tonight,my daddy......

posted by j-bfan7

My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All jour long.

When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar

I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.

I try...

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aléatoire FACTS that will leave toi (not) Dazed

posted by Dimka_Roza4eva

1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A rat survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for chiens are sold in Tokyo

6. A dauphin sleeps with one eye open

7. A crocodile can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast musique makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs plus than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...

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20 aléatoire ways to eat oreos

posted by starwarsfangirl

These are just aléatoire ways to eat my favori cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with fraise milk
5. frozen
6. La Reine des Neiges with milk
7. La Reine des Neiges with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in La Reine des Neiges yogurt
11. in La Reine des Neiges yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with cacahuète, arachide butter
14. La Reine des Neiges with cacahuète, arachide butter
15. La Reine des Neiges with 7up
16. with cacahuète, arachide beurre and 7up
17. with cerise 7up
18. La Reine des Neiges with cerise 7up
19. La Reine des Neiges with cacahuète, arachide beurre and cerise 7up
20. par itself

If toi try any of these and like it, please write a commentaire and tell me which one(s) toi tried. :)