Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, toi finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Christmas List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got plus important news.
Tom: Yes. In the précédant episode, we forgot to announce the brony of the month.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes. I know. We suck.
Tom: I don't. Anyway, December's Brony of the mois goes to Purrloinedlove. She made a club dedicated to our comedy series, and for that, we thank her.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: We're becoming famous!!
Tom: Alright, shut up, and concentrate.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Kawaii Five-0.
Master Sword: I think toi know where we're going with this.
Tom: In case toi don't know, it's a crossover of animé with Hawaii Five-0.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kawaii Five-0
Tom Foolery as Steve McGarrett
Master Sword as Danny Williams
Double Scoop as Chin Ho Kelly
Snow Wonder as Kono
Aina as Mio from K-ON
Astrel Sky as Kadotani from Girls Und panzer
Cosmic arc en ciel as Ash from Pokemon
At Hawaii, the Five-0 team was at headquarters.
Steve: Everypony, we got a problem.
Danny: Oh no, a problem! Why are we here again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: There's a virus going around turning Hawaiians, and asians into animé characters.
Chin, and Kono: AH! *Hiding behind desk* Don't let it hit us!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: It's okay. The virus is very difficult to get, but it is contagious.
Chin: What are our chances of getting it?
Danny: Slim to none? O%? Who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: I do, but you're correct about the 0% thing.
Kono: What a relief.
Chin: Yes, this animé virus thing is scary.
Kono: No, I mean I just farted.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, three ponies that got the animé virus were planning to rob banks.
Mio: We need plus money!
Ash: How are we going to get it?
Theme Song: link
Kadotani: Not now! The crossover parody ain't finished yet! *Turns off song*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Now with that out of the way, we are going to rob banks.
Kadotani: But our characters have nothing to do with bank robbing. Yours has something to do with music. Mine has something to do with teaching mares how to drive tanks, and kill each other.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadotani: *Points at Ash* And toi just teach these multi colored animaux to fight. What's the point in robbing banks?
Mio: We need money to turn back into normal.
Ash: I don't want to turn back normal. I think I look badass.
Mio: Bad, yes. The other thing, I'm not so sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Now let's do this.
On some aléatoire road in Hawaii
Steve: *Driving Danny's car*
Danny: I wish for once, toi would either let me drive, ou follow me around in your redneck vehicle.
Steve: Just because I have a truck, doesn't make me a redneck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: *Crashes into Danny's car* Outta my way assholes!
Steve: animé characters.
Danny: No wonder why she's a terrible driver. toi know, Asians. Mares.
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: *Chasing Mio*
Mio: Ash, Kadotani, take them down!
Ash: Hayo, mayagama, goku! *Shoots a Kamehameha*
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: *Avoids the Kamehameha*
Danny: Nothing will work in this thing except for good old fashioned bullets. *Shoots tire on Mio's car*
Mio: *Crashes into tree*
Kadotani: Ow!
Mio: *Points at Ash* I blame you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ash: Me? I'm not the one that was driving!
Steve: *Stops suivant to Mio's car*
Danny: *Looks at everypony in Mio's car* toi idiots are going to pay for damaging my car.
But barely any damage was on his car. It was just a scratch on the left door.
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: toi three are underarrest.
Ash: We didn't do anything.
Danny: toi hit my car, and try to kill us with some lazer thing. toi don't think we know what toi were trying to do?
Kadotani: Correction, we know toi don't know what we're trying to do.
Ash: We were supposed to be robbing a bank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Way to go Ash hole.
Audience: *Laughing*
Danny: This just proves to montrer toi that animé characters, and animé in general sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the suivant part of this episode
Astrel Sky has a bad day.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 9: That Doesn't Answer My question
Astrel Sky was heading to the store to try, and buy some gifts for her friends.
Astrel Sky: *Walking to store*
Store Worker: *Holding flyers* Come one, come all! god that's getting old.
Audience: *Laughing*
Store Worker: To Walmart's December Black Friday Sale. Everything is under a dollar.
Ponies: Did someone say Black Friday?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: Uh oh.
Astrel Sky got pushed aside par the big group of ponies, rushing past like a high speed train.
poney 38: This is my TV!
poney 93: I'm getting it! There's another one just like this, toi get it!
poney 38: It's got a white stain on it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
poney 84: *Grabs boardgame* I need this!
poney 37: *Takes boardgame from pony* I need it plus than you!
poney 84: *Takes his game back* toi need it less than me.
poney 37: *Gets punching gant out of nowhere, and punchers Pony*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lyra: *Sees a pair of hands* At last! I can wear something on my hooves that will make me look like a human!
Audience: *Laughing*
poney 62: *Takes hands*
Lyra: *Her mouth drops on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: This is too chaotic. *Finds a microphone* Thank toi aléatoire microphone for appearing out of nowhere in my time of need.
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: *Talks into microphone* Attention everypony!!
Everypony stopped fighting, and listened to Astrel Sky's voice boom over the PA system.
Astrel Sky: What you're doing is pathetic, and dangerous. Fighting over things. Just things! Only because the price is reduced. That is immature, and unsafe. All of toi should know better. Even on days if it's not Black Friday, prices for things get reduced, and nopony fights about that. So why does it only happen on Black Friday? I'm only gonna tell toi once. Please, have enough common sense, and common courtesy to not kill each other.
Ponies: toi know what? She's right.
Store Owner: *Takes mic from Astrel Sky* Give me that! This is for employees only. *Talks into Mic* Attention everypony, forget what she just said. Get back to what toi were doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Fighting*
Astrel Sky: *Shakes her head no, and walks out of the store* Black Friday. I'll never understand the shit toi make everypony go through.
Audience: *Clapping*
Bodyshop Ponies
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina
It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.
Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: toi think toi speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? toi don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that, but when toi a dit you'd speak for all of us, toi were the only one talking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: That's the point.
Mr. Beddler: Alright, I can only have a limited ammount of ponies work on this car. It's a '68 Nova, and I need to know who's going to work on it.
Gary: I will.
Tim: If he's working on it, so am I.
Mr. Beddler: Perhaps toi two should start dating.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: *Looks at audience* We're not laughing. So why are you?
Audience: *Laughing*
The Nova was behind the boutique about to wait for entry, but the driver was intoxicated.
Drunk Pony: Eeh, I feel like I'm driving a prius instead of a nova.
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: *Floors it*
Slow motion time.
The drunk poney hit another car, causing him to go airborne. It went over a garbage dumpster, with the bottom scraping on it.
This was the sound being made par the scraping on the dumpster: www.mediafire.com/listen/odyspw55tmz19p7/brakes+squeal.mp3
Play it from 0:02, to 0:05.
Tim: What was that?
Drunk Pony: *Looking at his car* It's ruined! I blame that car for being in my way! *Points to the car he hit, which is actually parked perfectly*
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: I blame the poubelle, benne à ordures for scraping the bottom of my car!
Tim, and Gary: *Arrive*
Drunk Pony: And I blame toi two for not fixing this car!
Gary: toi just damaged it.
Tim: Give us some time to fix it.
Drunk Pony: Too late! I am taking my business elsewhere. *Gets in his car, and crashes into a small shed*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Seems like he's going to be fixing stuff for us instead.
Tim: Not only the shed, but those tools inside it.
Gary: And Mr. Beddler's car. The one he hit in the parking lot.
Audience: *Laughing*
A new skit has arrived
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arc en ciel as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. ou to be plus specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis teleported into Los Angeles.
Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*
So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.
Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of toi to prepare for the suivant scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want toi to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do toi want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much toi pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would toi like to work on props?
Louis: How do toi do that?
Director Nick: Go to the hommage room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did toi find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.
In another studio.
Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do toi think I care? Let's keep rolling!
Back to Louis, and Director Nick.
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, ou mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to hommage room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here toi are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the l’amour of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the suivant episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.
Coming up suivant is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Everypony was celebrating Christmas at Fort Courage.
Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do toi like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at the Alamo, I got much plus gifts then these lousy one hundred dollars!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks away*
Corporal Agarn: *Opens present. It's a book, but he doesn't know what it is* Will toi look at that?
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at Agarn's present* What is it?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: That's a book Agarn. Let's see what kind of present I got. *Grabs present, and looks at it* Uh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Something wrong Captain?
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to open this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Pulls on bow*
The bow squeezed the box, and gelée came out.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, at least we know what's in my present.
Corporal Agarn: But toi destroyed it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: True. Oh well, toi can't win them all. *Throws box towards door*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Opens door, and walks in* salut guys- *Slips on box, and lands on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are toi alright Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Never better Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I'm O' Rourke. To the right is your Captain.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Turns right, but doesn't stop until he faces the door he walked through* Hi Captain!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did things go wrong with that young stallion?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the clairon, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning toi Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
The rest of this episode has been recorded in black, and white.
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." a dit Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if toi didn't say that word ever again." a dit Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
"Okay," a dit Alex, "In seconde place with negative $82,400 is Rarity, the element of generosity."
Cheering could be heard as Rarity started to speak.
"I hope toi don't mind me bringing my cat here, she just gets very lonely without me."
"That's... Fine." a dit Alex, "And finally, Sean the hedgehog is here with negative $120,000, a new jeopardy record."
The audience laughed, and cheered at the same time.
"Stick it up your cul, ass Alex, ou better yet, let me stick it up your grand daughter's ass!" Shouted the hedgehog.
plus laughter was heard, and Alex was embarrased, "Let's just déplacer onto double jeopardy. The categories are...."
Potent Potables
How many eyes do toi have?
The letter that comes after B
Automatic points
"That's where toi automatically get points for buzzing in." informed Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex continued on with the categories.
Superheroes that are also Captains
US/Japan Relationships
And finally, videogames par Nintendo
The audience laughed again. When they stopped, Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied par saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do toi have for 400. Good choice." a dit Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex said, "And the answer is, this is how many eyes toi have."
Sean buzzed in.
"Sean?" Asked Alex.
"I don't know about yours, but your grand daughter has one that looks nice, and big."
The audience laughed once again.
"That's eyes, not ass." Replied Alex.
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
The audience started cheering, and shouted me! Once the noise died down, Alex said, "The correct answer was two. toi have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will toi pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
plus laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
"Let's just go with Automatic points for 1,000." Replied Alex, and the audience let plus laughter come out of their mouths. "As I a dit earlier, all toi have to do is ring your buzzer, and toi automatically get 1,000 points, hence the name of the category."
However, no one rang in, and the audience laughed while clapping.
"You are all idiots." a dit Alex, "Sean, why don't toi pick a category?"
"I'll take US/Jap Relations for 600." a dit Sean. The word jap is offensive, and made the audience laugh.
"If you're trying to recreate Pearl Harbor, toi might succeed." a dit Alex in a disgusted tone. plus laughter came from the audience, and Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Japon in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! animé porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
"I can't deal with this anymore, final jeopardy." a dit Alex. "The category is your favori letter in the alphabet."
As the audience laughed, Alex continued to speak, "There are twenty six letters toi can choose from. Just go for whichever one toi want. It could be an A, ou a B. ou how about a C?" The audience laughed again, and Alex said, "I have a feeling toi three will get this right, but just in case, I'm going to have my hooves crossed."
The timer rang, and they were out of time.
"Okay, let's see what toi wrote down." a dit Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, toi wrote down, the letter N. toi wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing plus laughter to come from the audience.
"Right." a dit Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped, and Alex said, "I hope toi die."
As the audience laughed, Alex walked over to Sean's board. "Mr. The Hedgehog, toi wrote down, the letter F."
"I sure did. toi did tell us to write down our favori letter."
"Fantastic. toi did very well." a dit Alex, "Let's see your wager."
The wager was shown, but Alex looked uncomfortable looking at it. Laughter, clapping, cheering, and whistling was heard from the audience. "You just had to write that down."
"I could say it out loud." a dit Sean. The audience laughed, and Alex said, "Show's over. Goodnight, and merry Christmas."
The End
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright, 2014
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, toi finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Christmas List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got plus important news.
Tom: Yes. In the précédant episode, we forgot to announce the brony of the month.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes. I know. We suck.
Tom: I don't. Anyway, December's Brony of the mois goes to Purrloinedlove. She made a club dedicated to our comedy series, and for that, we thank her.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: We're becoming famous!!
Tom: Alright, shut up, and concentrate.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Kawaii Five-0.
Master Sword: I think toi know where we're going with this.
Tom: In case toi don't know, it's a crossover of animé with Hawaii Five-0.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kawaii Five-0
Tom Foolery as Steve McGarrett
Master Sword as Danny Williams
Double Scoop as Chin Ho Kelly
Snow Wonder as Kono
Aina as Mio from K-ON
Astrel Sky as Kadotani from Girls Und panzer
Cosmic arc en ciel as Ash from Pokemon
At Hawaii, the Five-0 team was at headquarters.
Steve: Everypony, we got a problem.
Danny: Oh no, a problem! Why are we here again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: There's a virus going around turning Hawaiians, and asians into animé characters.
Chin, and Kono: AH! *Hiding behind desk* Don't let it hit us!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: It's okay. The virus is very difficult to get, but it is contagious.
Chin: What are our chances of getting it?
Danny: Slim to none? O%? Who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: I do, but you're correct about the 0% thing.
Kono: What a relief.
Chin: Yes, this animé virus thing is scary.
Kono: No, I mean I just farted.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, three ponies that got the animé virus were planning to rob banks.
Mio: We need plus money!
Ash: How are we going to get it?
Theme Song: link
Kadotani: Not now! The crossover parody ain't finished yet! *Turns off song*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Now with that out of the way, we are going to rob banks.
Kadotani: But our characters have nothing to do with bank robbing. Yours has something to do with music. Mine has something to do with teaching mares how to drive tanks, and kill each other.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadotani: *Points at Ash* And toi just teach these multi colored animaux to fight. What's the point in robbing banks?
Mio: We need money to turn back into normal.
Ash: I don't want to turn back normal. I think I look badass.
Mio: Bad, yes. The other thing, I'm not so sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Now let's do this.
On some aléatoire road in Hawaii
Steve: *Driving Danny's car*
Danny: I wish for once, toi would either let me drive, ou follow me around in your redneck vehicle.
Steve: Just because I have a truck, doesn't make me a redneck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: *Crashes into Danny's car* Outta my way assholes!
Steve: animé characters.
Danny: No wonder why she's a terrible driver. toi know, Asians. Mares.
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: *Chasing Mio*
Mio: Ash, Kadotani, take them down!
Ash: Hayo, mayagama, goku! *Shoots a Kamehameha*
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: *Avoids the Kamehameha*
Danny: Nothing will work in this thing except for good old fashioned bullets. *Shoots tire on Mio's car*
Mio: *Crashes into tree*
Kadotani: Ow!
Mio: *Points at Ash* I blame you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ash: Me? I'm not the one that was driving!
Steve: *Stops suivant to Mio's car*
Danny: *Looks at everypony in Mio's car* toi idiots are going to pay for damaging my car.
But barely any damage was on his car. It was just a scratch on the left door.
Audience: *Laughing*
Steve: toi three are underarrest.
Ash: We didn't do anything.
Danny: toi hit my car, and try to kill us with some lazer thing. toi don't think we know what toi were trying to do?
Kadotani: Correction, we know toi don't know what we're trying to do.
Ash: We were supposed to be robbing a bank.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mio: Way to go Ash hole.
Audience: *Laughing*
Danny: This just proves to montrer toi that animé characters, and animé in general sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the suivant part of this episode
Astrel Sky has a bad day.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 9: That Doesn't Answer My question
Astrel Sky was heading to the store to try, and buy some gifts for her friends.
Astrel Sky: *Walking to store*
Store Worker: *Holding flyers* Come one, come all! god that's getting old.
Audience: *Laughing*
Store Worker: To Walmart's December Black Friday Sale. Everything is under a dollar.
Ponies: Did someone say Black Friday?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: Uh oh.
Astrel Sky got pushed aside par the big group of ponies, rushing past like a high speed train.
poney 38: This is my TV!
poney 93: I'm getting it! There's another one just like this, toi get it!
poney 38: It's got a white stain on it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
poney 84: *Grabs boardgame* I need this!
poney 37: *Takes boardgame from pony* I need it plus than you!
poney 84: *Takes his game back* toi need it less than me.
poney 37: *Gets punching gant out of nowhere, and punchers Pony*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lyra: *Sees a pair of hands* At last! I can wear something on my hooves that will make me look like a human!
Audience: *Laughing*
poney 62: *Takes hands*
Lyra: *Her mouth drops on the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: This is too chaotic. *Finds a microphone* Thank toi aléatoire microphone for appearing out of nowhere in my time of need.
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: *Talks into microphone* Attention everypony!!
Everypony stopped fighting, and listened to Astrel Sky's voice boom over the PA system.
Astrel Sky: What you're doing is pathetic, and dangerous. Fighting over things. Just things! Only because the price is reduced. That is immature, and unsafe. All of toi should know better. Even on days if it's not Black Friday, prices for things get reduced, and nopony fights about that. So why does it only happen on Black Friday? I'm only gonna tell toi once. Please, have enough common sense, and common courtesy to not kill each other.
Ponies: toi know what? She's right.
Store Owner: *Takes mic from Astrel Sky* Give me that! This is for employees only. *Talks into Mic* Attention everypony, forget what she just said. Get back to what toi were doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Fighting*
Astrel Sky: *Shakes her head no, and walks out of the store* Black Friday. I'll never understand the shit toi make everypony go through.
Audience: *Clapping*
Bodyshop Ponies
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina
It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.
Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: toi think toi speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? toi don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that, but when toi a dit you'd speak for all of us, toi were the only one talking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: That's the point.
Mr. Beddler: Alright, I can only have a limited ammount of ponies work on this car. It's a '68 Nova, and I need to know who's going to work on it.
Gary: I will.
Tim: If he's working on it, so am I.
Mr. Beddler: Perhaps toi two should start dating.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: *Looks at audience* We're not laughing. So why are you?
Audience: *Laughing*
The Nova was behind the boutique about to wait for entry, but the driver was intoxicated.
Drunk Pony: Eeh, I feel like I'm driving a prius instead of a nova.
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: *Floors it*
Slow motion time.
The drunk poney hit another car, causing him to go airborne. It went over a garbage dumpster, with the bottom scraping on it.
This was the sound being made par the scraping on the dumpster: www.mediafire.com/listen/odyspw55tmz19p7/brakes+squeal.mp3
Play it from 0:02, to 0:05.
Tim: What was that?
Drunk Pony: *Looking at his car* It's ruined! I blame that car for being in my way! *Points to the car he hit, which is actually parked perfectly*
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Pony: I blame the poubelle, benne à ordures for scraping the bottom of my car!
Tim, and Gary: *Arrive*
Drunk Pony: And I blame toi two for not fixing this car!
Gary: toi just damaged it.
Tim: Give us some time to fix it.
Drunk Pony: Too late! I am taking my business elsewhere. *Gets in his car, and crashes into a small shed*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Seems like he's going to be fixing stuff for us instead.
Tim: Not only the shed, but those tools inside it.
Gary: And Mr. Beddler's car. The one he hit in the parking lot.
Audience: *Laughing*
A new skit has arrived
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arc en ciel as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
This takes place in the Roaring Twenties, a few years before the start of the great depression. ou to be plus specific, Ninety twenty f**king five!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis teleported into Los Angeles.
Louis: It worked!! Now what should I do? I know, I'll do what everypony does when they arrive in L.A. Go to Applewood, and work on movies!
Audience: *Laughing*
So while a jazz band was playing, Louis got in a taxi, and went to the MGM studios in Applewood.
Connor: Director Nick, what do we do now?
Director Nick: I want all of toi to prepare for the suivant scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want toi to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: What do toi want?
Louis: I want a job in movies.
Director: A job huh?
Louis: Any job. It doesn't have to acting, and I don't care how much toi pay me.
Director Nick: There's a first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: How would toi like to work on props?
Louis: How do toi do that?
Director Nick: Go to the hommage room, and find something!
Louis: Okay! *Runs quickly, and returns with a sword*
Director Nick: Where did toi find that?
Louis: Oh, somewhere.
In another studio.
Actor: I can't be a knight without a sword!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do toi think I care? Let's keep rolling!
Back to Louis, and Director Nick.
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, ou mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to hommage room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here toi are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the l’amour of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. Find out in the suivant episode when another Movie Studio skit will arrive.
Coming up suivant is The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Everypony was celebrating Christmas at Fort Courage.
Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do toi like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at the Alamo, I got much plus gifts then these lousy one hundred dollars!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks away*
Corporal Agarn: *Opens present. It's a book, but he doesn't know what it is* Will toi look at that?
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at Agarn's present* What is it?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: That's a book Agarn. Let's see what kind of present I got. *Grabs present, and looks at it* Uh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Something wrong Captain?
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to open this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Pulls on bow*
The bow squeezed the box, and gelée came out.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, at least we know what's in my present.
Corporal Agarn: But toi destroyed it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: True. Oh well, toi can't win them all. *Throws box towards door*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Opens door, and walks in* salut guys- *Slips on box, and lands on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are toi alright Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Never better Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I'm O' Rourke. To the right is your Captain.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Turns right, but doesn't stop until he faces the door he walked through* Hi Captain!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did things go wrong with that young stallion?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the clairon, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning toi Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
The rest of this episode has been recorded in black, and white.
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." a dit Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if toi didn't say that word ever again." a dit Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
"Okay," a dit Alex, "In seconde place with negative $82,400 is Rarity, the element of generosity."
Cheering could be heard as Rarity started to speak.
"I hope toi don't mind me bringing my cat here, she just gets very lonely without me."
"That's... Fine." a dit Alex, "And finally, Sean the hedgehog is here with negative $120,000, a new jeopardy record."
The audience laughed, and cheered at the same time.
"Stick it up your cul, ass Alex, ou better yet, let me stick it up your grand daughter's ass!" Shouted the hedgehog.
plus laughter was heard, and Alex was embarrased, "Let's just déplacer onto double jeopardy. The categories are...."
Potent Potables
How many eyes do toi have?
The letter that comes after B
Automatic points
"That's where toi automatically get points for buzzing in." informed Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex continued on with the categories.
Superheroes that are also Captains
US/Japan Relationships
And finally, videogames par Nintendo
The audience laughed again. When they stopped, Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied par saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do toi have for 400. Good choice." a dit Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex said, "And the answer is, this is how many eyes toi have."
Sean buzzed in.
"Sean?" Asked Alex.
"I don't know about yours, but your grand daughter has one that looks nice, and big."
The audience laughed once again.
"That's eyes, not ass." Replied Alex.
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
The audience started cheering, and shouted me! Once the noise died down, Alex said, "The correct answer was two. toi have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will toi pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
plus laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
"Let's just go with Automatic points for 1,000." Replied Alex, and the audience let plus laughter come out of their mouths. "As I a dit earlier, all toi have to do is ring your buzzer, and toi automatically get 1,000 points, hence the name of the category."
However, no one rang in, and the audience laughed while clapping.
"You are all idiots." a dit Alex, "Sean, why don't toi pick a category?"
"I'll take US/Jap Relations for 600." a dit Sean. The word jap is offensive, and made the audience laugh.
"If you're trying to recreate Pearl Harbor, toi might succeed." a dit Alex in a disgusted tone. plus laughter came from the audience, and Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Japon in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! animé porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
"I can't deal with this anymore, final jeopardy." a dit Alex. "The category is your favori letter in the alphabet."
As the audience laughed, Alex continued to speak, "There are twenty six letters toi can choose from. Just go for whichever one toi want. It could be an A, ou a B. ou how about a C?" The audience laughed again, and Alex said, "I have a feeling toi three will get this right, but just in case, I'm going to have my hooves crossed."
The timer rang, and they were out of time.
"Okay, let's see what toi wrote down." a dit Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, toi wrote down, the letter N. toi wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing plus laughter to come from the audience.
"Right." a dit Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped, and Alex said, "I hope toi die."
As the audience laughed, Alex walked over to Sean's board. "Mr. The Hedgehog, toi wrote down, the letter F."
"I sure did. toi did tell us to write down our favori letter."
"Fantastic. toi did very well." a dit Alex, "Let's see your wager."
The wager was shown, but Alex looked uncomfortable looking at it. Laughter, clapping, cheering, and whistling was heard from the audience. "You just had to write that down."
"I could say it out loud." a dit Sean. The audience laughed, and Alex said, "Show's over. Goodnight, and merry Christmas."
The End
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