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posted by breebree446
• Specify that this order is "To Go".
• At midnight, ask if toi are too early for Breakfast.
• When ordering, start talking about the problems toi were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
• Laugh loudly when asked if toi would like fries with your order.
• When asked if they can take your order, tell them toi are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them toi have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
• Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets – That’s all.
• When they hand toi your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your car in it.
• When they come on the intercom, say "Sorry, I'm not here at the moment, please leave me a message".
• Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take nourriture through the window.
• Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
• Speak a foreign language (make one up if toi have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
• Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange coca and a small medium fries, please."
• In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind toi is handed 40 bags of food.
• Drive through with a car load of naked people.
• Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask toi to order at the window. When toi arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
• Drive through with someone on the capuche, hotte to accept the food.
• Have a friend hide in the trunk. When toi approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
• All of the above work very well when done at the late night pick up window.
posted by thespikedturtle
I am depressed. Not that I want to kill myself, but I am definitely depressed. Everywhere I look, I see violence, harshness, and hatred. The sad part is that people today seem to not even notice it, ou may even contribute without knowing.

At lunchtime, toi usually walk into the cafeteria, jump in line with your friends, and go on without another thought. But jumping people in line really isn't as cool as toi think it is. You're not only montrer disrespect to the other people, but it's just plain selfish. What you're really doing is using friendship to your advantage and making others suffer...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Ok thx 4 the commentaires in part 2! most of them were awesome! So here is Part 3!!
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Awesome: Sup Z??

Z: Pigs!!

Awesome: Yeah they make funny noises!

Z: I see a penguin!

Awesome: We're not in Africa !

Z: Oh did u see Billy Bob's an book picture?

Awesome: No is there something wrong with it?

Z: yeah i had no clue he had a beard!

Awesome: I think ice cream should come in a chocolat flavor

Z: They do...

Awesome: MY gramma has a pretty kitty

Z: aren't all kittys pretty

Awesome: We went out last night

Z: toi and who?

Awesome: Charlie Bartlett

Z: As in the movie?

Awesome:...
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posted by Little_Cullen
So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones toi don't enjoy but toi don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just rêverie (about a bunch of grapes, with each grain de raisin, raisin having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if toi must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.

I was then pulled out of my reverie (one grain de raisin, raisin had just a dit to another "What did the...
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