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posted by patrisha727
Here's more! ^_^



During World War II, IBM built counting machines the Nazis used to manage their death/concentration camps.

During World War II, the British Intelligence used the Colossus Machines (precursor to computers) at Bletchley Park to help decode the enigma code of the Nazis.

The first Computer was ENIAC, short for Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer, unveiled on February 14, 1946 (Thanks D.B. of AU)

The total combined weight of the worlds ant population is heavier than the weight of the human population.

The deadliest war in history excluding World War II was a civil war in China in the 1850s in which the rebels were led par a man who thought he was the brother of Jésus Christ.

Just about 3 people are born every second, and about 1.3333 people die every second. The result is about a 2 and 2/3 net increase of people every second. Almost 10 people plus live on this Earth now, than before toi finished lire this.

Happy Birthday (the song) is copyrighted.

The number of people alive on earth right now is higher than the number of all the people that have died. Ever.

Men with a certain rare medical condition can breastfeed bébés

There is a rare condition called Exploding Head Syndrome which toi have probably never heard of.

Scientists have determined that fungi are plus closely related to human beings and animaux than to other plants.

In some (maybe all) Asian countries, the family name is written
first and the individual name written seconde

Abe lincoln bought 50 cents worth of cocaine in 1860

A German World War II submarine was sunk due to malfunction of the toilet.

Washington State has the longest single plage in the United States.Long Beach, WA

The largest living thing on the face of the Earth is a champignon underground in Oregon, it measures three and a half miles in diameter.

The town of Los Angeles, California, was originally named "El Pueblo la Nuestra Senora de Reina de los Angeles de la Porciuncula"

9 out of 10 people believe Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.This isn't true; Joseph cygne did.

Honey is the only nourriture that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted par archaeologists and found edible.

The Population of the world can live within the state boundaries of Texas.

Plastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the U.S.A.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."

Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is not considered an insult! Despite the expensive food, tipping is welcome as in any other country.

The largest citrouille weighed 377 pounds.

The largest cabbage weighed 144 pounds.

Pinocchio was made of pine.

Alfred Hitchcock had no belly button for it was eliminated during surgery.

A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

canneberge Jell-0 is the only kind that contains real fruit.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Maine is the toothpick capital of the world.

New Jersey has a spoon museum with over 5,400 spoons from almost all the states.

There was once a town in West Virginia called "6."

The parking meter was invented in North Dakota.

Napoleon made his battle plans in a sandbox.

Roman Emperor Caligula made his horse a senator.

The green stuff on the occasional freak potato chip is chlorophyll.

Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot first.

There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll.

The Eiffel Tower has 2,500,000 rivets in it.

"Jaws" is the most common name for a goldfish.
posted by robobot14
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolat

2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a

3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom

4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too acide, sure
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty

My grain de raisin, raisin stepped on a table, tableau lamp because it was too unorganized!
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Don't let them catch you.
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken traverser, croix the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Q: Why did the redneck traverser, croix the road?

A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Q: Why did the one-handed man traverser, croix the road?

A: To get to the seconde hand shop.

Q: Why did the turkey traverser, croix the road?

A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why did the fat turkey traverser, croix the road?

A: To get hit par my car.

Q: Why did the woman traverser, croix the road?

A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
posted by JoannaVonDoom
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for toi toi twit she was only after your money and could have donné a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by BlackSunshine
MDR I found this on the internet.

INTERESTING FACTS

1. If toi yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, toi would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)



2. If toi fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's plus like it)



3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my suivant life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)



4. Banging your head against a mur uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)



5. Humans...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ok let me tell toi 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy


1)Put your arm around a person toi don't know

2)Then twirl another aléatoire persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a aléatoire persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool chant the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and montrer them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a aléatoire person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
posted by Mallory101
1. If toi are right handed, toi will tend to chew your nourriture on your right side. If toi are left handed, toi will tend to chew your nourriture on your left side.

2. If toi stop getting thirsty, toi need to drink plus water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep toi from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz devise is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best ou nothing”.


6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....
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posted by 789703011
1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
home

3. What's your middle name?
anne

4. Your current relationship status?
Single just got dumped

5. Honestly, does your crush like toi back?
yes

6. What is your current mood?
hunger

7. What's the color of your underwear?
blue...

8. What is one thing that makes toi happy?
pizza

9.Who was the last person toi cuddled with?
it was probably my kitty!

10. If toi could go back in time, and change
the idea of tackin this quizz

11. If toi MUST be an animal for ONE day-
I'd be a cat because they can just lay around all day...
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posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin
Not So Smart, Need A Sign?

Number One Idiot
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady....
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1
LADY GAGA

2
TAYLOR SWIFT

3
EMINEM

4
LADY ANTEBELLUM

5
KE$HA

6
USHER

7
THE BLACK EYED PEAS

8
JUSTIN BIEBER

9
RIHANNA

10
DRAKE

11
KATY PERRY

12
SUSAN BOYLE


13
JASON DERULO

14
B.O.B

15
TAIO CRUZ


16
TRAIN

17
LUDACRIS

18
TREY SONGZ
    

19
MICHAEL BUBLE

20
LIL WAYNE

21
ALICIA KEYS

22
BRUNO MARS


23
CARRIE UNDERWOOD

24
MILEY CYRUS


25
ZAC BROWN BAND

26
JAY-Z


27
ADAM LAMBERT

28
MICHAEL JACKSON

29
YOUNG MONEY

30
ANDREA BOCELLI

31
IYAZ

32
OWL CITY

33
JOHN MAYER

34
MIKE POSNER

35
NICKI MINAJ

36

JASON ALDEAN

37
GLEE CAST

38
JAY SEAN

39
SELENA GOMEZ

40
MIRANDA LAMBERT

41
THE SCRIPT

42
TIMBALAND

43
ONEREPUBLIC

44
SNOOP DOGG

45
DAVID GUETTA

46
SADE

47
SUGARLAND

48
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS...
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Hey, I got bored and was flipping through some papers, and I saw where I started to write this song. So I edited what was there and tried to fix it up some and added the rest. It was just for fun. Hope toi like it.



Need You


INTRO:
(Hey salut Hey)
Hear what I say
I need toi I want you
(Come closer)

And, and
Oh I know, oh
Theres, theres plus to life.
Than waiting, for toi to realize.
(What toi need, its right in front of your eyes)
But really, its all I wanna do.
Just be with you, be with you

&& I sit here
With my head hung low
And the phone in my lap.
I sit here
Wait for toi to call back
(But toi never...
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