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salut this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.

Offender #1: Gladiformers.

Do I even need to explain this one? It's a Transformers knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.

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Offender #2: Ratatoing

This movie rips off Ratatouille, a Pixar film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.

Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters

Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters aren't scary (one plays hopscotch on the Great Wall) and the aliens are boring "Little Green Men".

Offender #4: What's Up Balloon To the Rescue

How dare this company rip off one of the greatest Pixar movies, Up. This movie has a terrible plot, characters, and no real surprises.

Offender #5: The Little Cars (and it's sequels)

This movie rips off Cars. This evil knock off has the most boring male protagonist, and the tow truck in this movie is plus of a redneck than Mater.

Offender #6: Mega Powers

This is the worst Power Rangers ripoff.

Offender #7: Tiny Robots

This movie not only rips off WALL-E, it also rips off étoile, star Wars, as the evil leader looks like Darth Vader.

This company is so evil!
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"When There's Nothing Left"


When there's nothing left to give
I will give toi plus than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Say I l’amour you
And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No musique to play so I sing toi my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
toi still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Say I l’amour you
And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I l’amour you
And I'll give toi my heart, say I l’amour you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give toi plus than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give toi my heart
I'm gonna give toi my cœur, coeur
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible jour starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.


ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.


TAURUS - The...
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Rachel's POV:

The suivant jour Andrew and me went out for shopping and got some dresses, and also some sandals that reminded me of the one that Cindrella had.

It was very very pretty.

We went back to the park.

"Try it on and walk like the other girls" He a dit giving me the sandals.

I couldn't stand on that because I Lost my grip and fell down.

He got a call from one of his friends.

They told told him to be at the park and also added that they were coming.

We both were seated at one of the benches in the park.

Before that he asked me to take my glasses and asked me to wear the dress and sandals that we bought...
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(A/N) has gayness cussing and sex so have fun ;D

italics = thoughts.

~Jason's POV~

I sat in that hospital room for days, but I didn't know why.

Well I didn't even know who I was.

Long hours passed everyday, I felt like a prisoner.

I was most curious about the stitches in the back of my head and why my head hurt so much when I touched them.

"Hello again Jason" The doctor a dit coming in my room the same time he always did.

"Uh..Hello sir" I a dit in reply.

"That's the first time you've talked since the accident" He said.

"What exactly happened to me?" I asked.

"You hit your head on concrete during a fight"...
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posted by Bluekait
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He divisé, split the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the fruit seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make toi feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much toi get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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posted by heroicamerica
1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. toi use the British curse of nourriture and bad tea.

3. toi wear a scarf and when your teachers tell toi to take it off, toi say KOLKOLKOL!

4. toi imagine your favori Hetalia characters chant your favori songs.

5. Hetalia = your mind.

6. Buono tomate buono tomate buono buono ooh tomato.

7. toi give people names that apply to their traits ou what they eat (ex. potato bastard tomate bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, toi say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. toi are lire this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first article on fanpop)
(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with Homestuck and have fallen madly in l’amour with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, toi better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, ou Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I a dit our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was...
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posted by Bluekait
What a Kiss means.....

+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I l’amour you
+Laughing while s’embrasser = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely l’amour each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain l’amour you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me toi l’amour me
+ Arms around the Waist = I l’amour toi too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If toi were thinking about someone while lire this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing aléatoire letters!

well seems like i have to!

asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm

as aléatoire as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling bois d'if, if, yew why!

plus aléatoire letters!

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gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
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gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl

deadlox

vampirer04

canal

kitkitty12

other aléatoire people!
posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined fanpop a few days il y a and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST aléatoire PARAGRAPHS IN THE commentaires AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN article AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as toi please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years il y a with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's jour in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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posted by MutantGenius
I once had a fanpop friend. They found out I was thirteen and started trophée lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen an olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have toi know NONE of my Friends are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe toi just live in a shitty neighborhood.
This article belongs to link on Tumblr.


A quick run-down should toi ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants toi dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words toi should YouTube, should toi get the chance
-“Kevin bacon in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved par everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the mois is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If toi have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours par hooking a caméscope to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal par conspicuously...
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This test is only for girls, so if toi are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test toi can chain mail to with any peeps ou even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on fanpop ou any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in commentaires what toi think of it!


FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true ou not but the réponses actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to toi people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 
 
AND GIRLFRIEND TEST 
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This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just supprimer this. DO...
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