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posted by nmdis
"Solo"


toi speak to me
And in your words I hear a melody
But in the twilight it's so hard to see
What's wrong for me

I can't resist
Until toi give the truth a little twist
As if you're gonna get away with this
You're not sorry

I can't believe I fell for this

I fell through the hole
Down at the bottom of your soul
Didn't think toi could go
So low
Look at what you've done
You're losing me
Here's what you've won
Got me planning to go
Solo
Solo

toi sing to me
Too bad toi couldn't even stay on key
If your life is such a mystery
Why don't toi stick to acting?

Here toi go again
toi couldn't find my number until when
toi thought that toi could get to my best friend
Without a script your game is lacking

I can't believe I fell for this

I fell through the hole
Down at the bottom of your soul
Didn't think toi could go
So low
Look at what you've done
You're losing me
Here's what you've won
Got me planning to go
Solo
Solo

I'd rather go to a party alone
Than have to walk around with toi on my arm
Now that i'm proud to admit that we're done
Good luck trying to find me....

'Cause I didn't think toi could go
So low
Look at what you've done
You're losing me
Here's what you've won "
Got me planning to go
Solo
Every jour
'Cause toi got me planning to go
Solo
Solo
A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead ou alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
toi can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong ou right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
toi can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
toi can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced par the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries toi invite me in
I am the betrayal toi could not have seen
The killer toi thought toi knew
One jour I will be your mother ou your...
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to toi as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If toi are the phone company, I already sent the money. If toi are my parents, please send money. If toi are my financial aid institution, toi didn't lend me enough money. If toi are my friends, toi owe me money. If toi are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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This is my haut, retour au début 14 fave sayings and citations :) Enjoy xx

14. toi got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when la mûre, blackberry and pomme where just fruit -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in l’amour when toi cant fall...
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Snowfall_______________________________________________________
People Key
Apolla=Goku Gaden=Vegeta Kelvin=Piccolo Leonzio=Yamcha Pablo=Dende Yajira=Bulma
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~~ =Memories
The snow, it glittered like delicate diamonds against the night sky. The ocean, it roared like an ever persistent beast unable to rest, crashing in waves upon waves against the rock. And the sky, oh the sky. It was grey with its predominant clouds rolling and turning, ever in their turmoil. But yet, the snow, it continued to fall and it remained pure and fragile.

"Apolla."...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two minutes later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if toi are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when toi get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by dizzydiscgirl
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the commentaire box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!

Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who




Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg



Just filling up l’espace so the article will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
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salut everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the auteur of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope toi like it.


Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and Lost data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell toi where ou why. 
Lazy...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One jour there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to lit she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in écriture and are not mistakes ou bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune biscuits, cookies are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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posted by littleangel0520
1)
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only par preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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2)
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, par the people, for the people shall...
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1. When a twilight fan says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all questions about twilight that toi can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book rapporter on the most boring livres of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that toi hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible auteur and her livres make want to poke...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a fan but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a fan but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys ou something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball ou swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, a dit as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry musique videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time favori fast nourriture restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out ou dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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posted by ilovetowrite
How do toi find motivation to exercise when toi just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this question every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help toi with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things...
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posted by jbiebs4evajb17
1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and montrer your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they a dit your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a question and say some thing aléatoire like.. i like cheese... ou carrots are pink... ou say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...
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posted by katetekiku
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy toi get on the middle of the floor.

2.Fill a chaussette with pennies, and then demand all of the nourriture using the money in the sock.

3.Run through the waiting lines.

4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.

5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"

6.Give a burnt french fry to a aléatoire person across the room.

7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos ou baked beans.

8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.

9.Chew as loud as toi can so everyone can hear.

10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little agneau at the haut, retour au début of your lungs.

11.Eat another person's nourriture when they aren't looking.

12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about aléatoire things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!

13.Rap your meal at the counter.
posted by -Wednesday-
u wudnt know if there was pain on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is pain on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the pain is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and ou eat the pain that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the pain off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the pain that is on yer head so u can on living without pain on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the pain that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating pain it is so if i tell u that there is pain on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of pain on yer head
One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....
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