1. toi can name plus types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean toi would!).
2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.
3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a seconde thought.
4. Everyone toi know listens to country musique like a seconde religion, and those that don't are just wrong.
5. When people commentaire on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"
6. When I say "Cheese Days", toi know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.
7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd reply with, "Where?!".
8. #7 made sense.
9. toi don't need a manteau until it's 50°, but toi need A/C full blast when it's over 75°.
10. toi use a heater and an A/C on the same day.
11. Snowmen are for wimps. toi build the best 4-room fort in your community because that's what cool people do!
12. toi can tell an Illinois person par their driving.
13. toi ou someone toi know was a Dairy Queen, and that's not a restaurant.
14. toi know when it'll be a snow jour before the school even does.
15. "That 70s Show" is either offensive ou hilarious because it's not true.
16. Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
17. You've fallen for at least one country boy wannabe and wondered if he's actually from Minnesota... cuz those people ain't right!
18. Your grandparents say "batree", "warsh", and/or "upnort", and toi can make sense of it.
19. Weddings have bière before they have any of that wine shit.
20. toi don't bat an eye when someone says their *12-year-old* drove them accueil after they were *drinking* because both parts of that sentence sound totally normal.
21. The Packers will always be better than the Bears, and anyone that says otherwise can get the fuck out.
22. You've broken your sled running into a pine tree, and IT WAS AWESOME!!!
23. toi do your Christmas shopping at Farm n' Fleet.
24. Other states don't have the Hokey Pokey and the Chicken Dance at EVERY wedding. If you're from Wisconsin, toi just went, "They don't?!"
25. 3 inches of snow isn't anything to annuler school over.
26. No one EVER calls pop "soda".
27. toi know what "cowtipping" is.
28. toi don't consider it "up north" until toi hit Canada.
29. toi have no problem spelling Milwaukee ou pronouncing Waukesha.
30. Everyone in your town knows your last name.
31. There are two city sizes: Big and Madison. Anything bigger is unnatural.
32. FIB doesn't mean a small lie to you.
33. Nobody calls it fall unless they're talking about school. It's Hunting Season.
34. toi where and when people sing, "Ooohhhh. Suck! Eat shit!" For toi Non-Wisconsinites, it's college kids at a blaireau Game. Yes, I capitalized "Game". It's that important.
35. toi go to a blé, maïs maze every an around Halloween.
36. "Da Yoopers" totally make sense and are hilarious.
37. A brat is something toi eat, and toi can pronounce it right.
38. "Down South" means Chicago.
39. toi didn't know that the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri were part of the Midwest.
40. toi think Catholic and Lutheran are the two major religions.
41. Michigan is "foreign".
42. Your town is so small, toi can just say someone's name, and everyone will already know the story you're about to tell.
43. FFA is a big deal!
44. Wearing cowboy boots to school is totally acceptable.
45. California is a total rip off.
46. It's butter. There's no margarine. There's just butter.
47. You've ordered a blaireau pizza and/or asked for directions to Culver's out-of-state and were confused when someone a dit it doesn't exist.
48. toi know people that know nothing about politics but still manage to get pissed about them.
49. toi know what RFD is and what channel it's on.
50. toi moved from a town years ago, and everyone still acts like nothing changed when toi reunite.
51. Having 30 chats doesn't mean being a crazy cat-lady. It means toi live on a farm.
52. toi actually use the term "city-slicker".
53. toi can tell when meat ou dairy is from Wisconsin ou is "that Illinois shit".
54. Swearing is seconde English. Fucking deal with the shit, damn bitch, ou Kiss my ass! XD
55. A small town is the one will just one bar.
56. toi know multiple people who have hit a deer plus than once.
57. Sitting in the back of a pickup truck, just étoile, star gazing, is romantic.
58. Against populaire belief, you've never a dit "bubbler".
59. You've said, "You might be a redneck if..." to someone and meant it.
60. All of these made sense.
61. toi l’amour and hate this place at the same time but couldn't imagine living anywhere else.
2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.
3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a seconde thought.
4. Everyone toi know listens to country musique like a seconde religion, and those that don't are just wrong.
5. When people commentaire on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"
6. When I say "Cheese Days", toi know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.
7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd reply with, "Where?!".
8. #7 made sense.
9. toi don't need a manteau until it's 50°, but toi need A/C full blast when it's over 75°.
10. toi use a heater and an A/C on the same day.
11. Snowmen are for wimps. toi build the best 4-room fort in your community because that's what cool people do!
12. toi can tell an Illinois person par their driving.
13. toi ou someone toi know was a Dairy Queen, and that's not a restaurant.
14. toi know when it'll be a snow jour before the school even does.
15. "That 70s Show" is either offensive ou hilarious because it's not true.
16. Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
17. You've fallen for at least one country boy wannabe and wondered if he's actually from Minnesota... cuz those people ain't right!
18. Your grandparents say "batree", "warsh", and/or "upnort", and toi can make sense of it.
19. Weddings have bière before they have any of that wine shit.
20. toi don't bat an eye when someone says their *12-year-old* drove them accueil after they were *drinking* because both parts of that sentence sound totally normal.
21. The Packers will always be better than the Bears, and anyone that says otherwise can get the fuck out.
22. You've broken your sled running into a pine tree, and IT WAS AWESOME!!!
23. toi do your Christmas shopping at Farm n' Fleet.
24. Other states don't have the Hokey Pokey and the Chicken Dance at EVERY wedding. If you're from Wisconsin, toi just went, "They don't?!"
25. 3 inches of snow isn't anything to annuler school over.
26. No one EVER calls pop "soda".
27. toi know what "cowtipping" is.
28. toi don't consider it "up north" until toi hit Canada.
29. toi have no problem spelling Milwaukee ou pronouncing Waukesha.
30. Everyone in your town knows your last name.
31. There are two city sizes: Big and Madison. Anything bigger is unnatural.
32. FIB doesn't mean a small lie to you.
33. Nobody calls it fall unless they're talking about school. It's Hunting Season.
34. toi where and when people sing, "Ooohhhh. Suck! Eat shit!" For toi Non-Wisconsinites, it's college kids at a blaireau Game. Yes, I capitalized "Game". It's that important.
35. toi go to a blé, maïs maze every an around Halloween.
36. "Da Yoopers" totally make sense and are hilarious.
37. A brat is something toi eat, and toi can pronounce it right.
38. "Down South" means Chicago.
39. toi didn't know that the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri were part of the Midwest.
40. toi think Catholic and Lutheran are the two major religions.
41. Michigan is "foreign".
42. Your town is so small, toi can just say someone's name, and everyone will already know the story you're about to tell.
43. FFA is a big deal!
44. Wearing cowboy boots to school is totally acceptable.
45. California is a total rip off.
46. It's butter. There's no margarine. There's just butter.
47. You've ordered a blaireau pizza and/or asked for directions to Culver's out-of-state and were confused when someone a dit it doesn't exist.
48. toi know people that know nothing about politics but still manage to get pissed about them.
49. toi know what RFD is and what channel it's on.
50. toi moved from a town years ago, and everyone still acts like nothing changed when toi reunite.
51. Having 30 chats doesn't mean being a crazy cat-lady. It means toi live on a farm.
52. toi actually use the term "city-slicker".
53. toi can tell when meat ou dairy is from Wisconsin ou is "that Illinois shit".
54. Swearing is seconde English. Fucking deal with the shit, damn bitch, ou Kiss my ass! XD
55. A small town is the one will just one bar.
56. toi know multiple people who have hit a deer plus than once.
57. Sitting in the back of a pickup truck, just étoile, star gazing, is romantic.
58. Against populaire belief, you've never a dit "bubbler".
59. You've said, "You might be a redneck if..." to someone and meant it.
60. All of these made sense.
61. toi l’amour and hate this place at the same time but couldn't imagine living anywhere else.
I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.
Italy and Kid
Narrator and Liz
Greece and Spirit
Chibitalia and Yumi
America and Justin
England and Harvar
France and Giriko
Russia and the clowns
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
Hungary and Medusa
Liechtenstein and Patty
Belarus and Tsubaki
Lithuania and Ox
Sweden and Mifune
Sealand and Crona
Rome and Eibon
......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
Italy and Kid
Narrator and Liz
Greece and Spirit
Chibitalia and Yumi
America and Justin
England and Harvar
France and Giriko
Russia and the clowns
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
Hungary and Medusa
Liechtenstein and Patty
Belarus and Tsubaki
Lithuania and Ox
Sweden and Mifune
Sealand and Crona
Rome and Eibon
......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a canard
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
commentaire tell your Friends then I will make plus spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I l’amour making these for toi so comment. All the commentaires I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm écriture all this cuz I need a longer article so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns
2 sing a song like a canard
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
commentaire tell your Friends then I will make plus spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I l’amour making these for toi so comment. All the commentaires I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm écriture all this cuz I need a longer article so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns